Edgar Olive

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I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Ok never mind... I hate you

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Retweet if you like food more than people.

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I was going to tell a sodium and hydrogen joke, but NaH.

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#WhatToSayAfterSex lets smoke another blunt.

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Back my kickstarter project & get Vegan Recipes, Goodybags & Glorious Hampers from Saltyseadogs http://t.co/p3H5FdOQtE via @kickstarter

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Check out this Kickstarter: http://t.co/cmlCpe8fTs It's a book showing her daughter how much she is loved during this difficult struggle.

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Back in elementary school, when you were line leader, everybody else was your bitch.

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Mr. Krabs needs to go on Maury and get a DNA test on Pearl.

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Remembering an original Mercury 7 astronaut: http://t.co/3XQd6qDgGE

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If spiders could fly, I would never go outside again.

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In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

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Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this.

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Before Facebook, Prodigy gave us ‘sex, dogs, and rock ‘n’ roll’ http://t.co/0qnGos3aLw

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New sci-fi comic book from @ramongovea looks soooo good! Support Indie comics! http://t.co/QqhbVYPKQI Spread the love! Please RT #SDCC2014

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This is the future of the internet http://t.co/nIYPob7mFI via @kickstarter

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"Stop killing each other man, lets just smoke a blunt" -- Tupac Shakur

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We are stoners, not criminals.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember, someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.

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Experts say fatigue can affect work performance: http://t.co/z5lnudlpvu

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Photo: Dozens of lights illuminate a Hindu goddess during a festival in India http://t.co/wh6LX1i7Sb