Brrr😎

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙 Pep Guardiola will take up a role as a Global Ambassador for the City Football Group.

He will give technical advice to the clubs in the group, working on specific projects and collaborations.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

first in my bloodline to treat marriage as optional.

[Ariwodo @Ariwodo_]

T-Bag studied a map, ate the map, looked at everyone and told them "he's now the map

[Beeka @beekaberryt]

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

If your team isn’t playing, watching the game as a neutral is so nice and entertaining no pressure 😂

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Football hasn’t fallen off at all, your team is not just good

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

This game of football 🤯🍿

[Gidi @tayo_billz]

iPhone letting you copy text directly from any image or photo in your gallery. That feature alone justifies the price. 😂

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i got 0 talking stages left in me. fuck you and your favorite color

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

0 calls, 0 missed texts.. i’m hoeless hoeless

[sley @sley_Xk]

dear money, I'm not among those who said you can't buy happiness

[. @TGM_007]

May 15th, my AirPods will ask me for water. Thank you Drake

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

My prime ends at my funeral

[Softboy @softboywin]

Controlling your anger at work is really a job fr

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

I don't think I'll eat today. Saving for a Benz.

[Softboy @softboywin]

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

When I count my blessings, I count my mother twice. What a woman!

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"Use your answer from part (a) to solve part (b)"

God punish you.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mum’s side, the realest & purest love.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

FROM QUADRUPLE TO DOUBLE IN JUST 2 GAMES

ARTETA IS A MAGICIAN😂😂😂