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No wonder those all those "health girls" main job is being a content creator
If my diet made me spend at least 11 hours on the toilet daily I would be an influencer too

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People who cannot speak a full proper sentence for the life of them be rushing at the opportunity to answer a question like a unattended pitbull named princess rushes at a toddler

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Dumbest person you know: "Yeah I'm a philosophy major"

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Trying to start the new roll of toilet paper without it ripping feels like being held at gun point

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Youngest, least adjusted person you know always be having a fiancé of some sort

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Dad just shot himself #sunsoutgunsout

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The words "poly couple" are so funny to me cause there's usually 3 of them & at that point you're a poly few

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Exclusively referring to my boner as "Stiffer Wet™️" for the foreseeable future

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Woah... The Bob is so tuff...

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There will come a point in your life where you will piss you're pants on purpose.

Might even happen twice.

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HELL YEAH IM TRANSGENDER 🚨🏳️‍⚧️⚧️😋
I'm going from he to HIM 🗣️🔥💯😈🙏🥶😼

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parents be like: my kids who never liked this are gonna love this

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Every friend group GOTTA have the:
- Pervert
- Female Pervert
- Male Pervert
- Non Binary Pervert
- Pervert No. 2

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I'm like if Donald Trump was Trump Donald

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Okay so imagine your name is Ben and your buddy’s name is Jerry and you want to start a business
Would Jerry&Ben’s be a good name?

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How it felt to say "one, two - skip a few - ninety nine, one hundred" in first grade

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oda foreskinned this

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i’m shaking

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If Mozart were black his name would be King Von

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if i had a wife i would call her the ol skip-it bc its like a ball and chain but more fun and we can play