jord

professional edgy & homosexual god -
if you dont worship me, i'll send you to the pit with all the other straights

[jord @EdgyPhag]

who needs sex when you have pop tarts

[jord @EdgyPhag]

i'm a stuffed pizza

[jord @EdgyPhag]

i get it that parents try their best to be involved in their kids' lives, but seriously sometimes i wish mine would just back off and stop because it gets really irritating

[jord @EdgyPhag]

This morning I woke up and decided it was a pink day and yea that's why my hair is pink

[jord @EdgyPhag]

@mackieseb :) i will see you tomorrow

[jord @EdgyPhag]

hOlY sHiT

[jord @EdgyPhag]

@aylinmirandaa @proxactears Feelings fade.

[jord @EdgyPhag]

leuk

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

I got banned from having twitter video ads because one time i put the audio from the christian cartoon veggietales over a gay porn video and tweeted it

[jord @EdgyPhag]

sMoKiNg wEeD iS bAd!!1

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

RT IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE DIS

[jord @EdgyPhag]

hahahahahahaihavenofriends

[jord @EdgyPhag]

im depressed as shit for a while now and havent told a soul

[jord @EdgyPhag]

I am seeing #BlackPanther tomorrow y'all

[jord @EdgyPhag]

lez git sum pussy 2nite

[jord @EdgyPhag]

@emandthebees get away from me

[jord @EdgyPhag]

@emandthebees Is it a yellow carnation

[jord @EdgyPhag]

I didnt realize that tomorrow is Valentine's Day huh

[jord @EdgyPhag]

I'm not a fucking doctor

[jord @EdgyPhag]

i am fucking hungry bring me food @ anyone

[jord @EdgyPhag]

MY EDGY TWEETS BACK ON TRACK YOU FUCKERS