Lord Gerry of The Mander

pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward
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[Lord Gerry of The Mander @Edi_on1ine]

This is the only tweet I shall ever make

[E G G 🥚✨UNBREAKABLE OUT NOW @OverEzEggs]

did i do this right

[A Hiding Person 🏳️‍⚧️🔞⏸️ @a_hiding_person]

What the actual fuck is the UK

[p @grreezyy]

just cuddled with my gf for 5 straight hours after a year-long long distance she’s in the apartment rn and im getting food for us this is what i always dreamt of

[Mira @roarkpkmn]

Discourse I just invented: glasses fetishism is problematic because eyeglasses are technically a disability aid

[NEZ @NN_EE_ZZ]

Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse

[tall chicken little @w0nkyfringe]

what business did i have making brian cowan as a mii when i was like 9

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

I will shine twice as bright for you

[Not the RTÉ News @notthertenews]

BREAKING: British Government reminds public that posing with a flag is "terrorism" and that arming a genocide is "robust foreign policy"

[Lord Gerry of The Mander @Edi_on1ine]

The weirdest part about having sepsis is how everyone else takes it so seriously but from my POV i just spend all day just laying in bed on instagram

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Everyone will be hearing from me tonight

[TG4 @TG4TV]

mise ag mo chéad teddy bears’ picnic

#BRITs #TeddySwims

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

i was thinking “porn is a weird word, i wonder where it comes from” and in a moment of genius intellect i googled “porn” assuming that the first thing to come up would be a resource like a definition or wikipedia page which could show etymology. this was not the case.

[Lord Gerry of The Mander @Edi_on1ine]

@TG4TV 😳😳

[TG4 @TG4TV]

TG4 & Chill…♥️

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

mental illnesses as paintings:

Being a little bit sleepy

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

sleeber nation available as prints if you want to support me

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

a wise man once said