Yoni Heisler

I write about Apple, Tesla, TV, and everything in between for Stand-up.

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

The sun is pretty hot for its age

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

Where you watching the Knicks games?

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

The definitive guide on how properly execute the complex ritual of the Minnesota Goodbye was developed by Howard Mohr and aired on @tpt in 1992:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

growing up in the ‘90s when these five guys became the coolest basketball team to have ever existed was so special

[Matthew Coller @MatthewColler]

The internet will never produce a more FOOTBALL one minute and 22 seconds than this

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

There has been a lot of talk about how Netflix only paid Alex Honnold ~$500,000 for his free solo of Taipei 101.

But the real story is why Netflix even felt comfortable enough to air it in the first place.

READ: https://t.co/EIhnZDExpV

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@FastbreakHoops5 Kevin Gamble

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@drbarnard How do they prioritize quarterly earnings over all else? This seems like a stretch, but curious to know what you're getting at

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

Maybe Alan Dye leaving Apple is a step in the right direction https://t.co/yntS7tgLho

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@holman Most people aren't upgrading from last year's model. The comparison is easy to access on the website https://t.co/DONkVbSkT8

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@SentiveJ Would be cool to see you do some vintage covers.. like what would college bball cover have looked like in 1983 or 98!

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@ochocinco Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits

[ღ @stfnigg]

This shit looks like I should be able to select a raspberry fanta.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Can’t even be mad that’s genius 😭

[cllct @cllctMedia]

As TNT and the NBA come to an end, Stacy Sager, daughter of the late Craig Sager, reveals he collected every mic flag from his career ❤️

( 📸 iamstaceysager / Threads)

[Jeremy Stevens @jeremyS483]

Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David is sitting courtside and doesn't want to wear the playoff t-shirt. Brunson sees him as he's about to make a clutch time shot to win the game and he gets distracted because Larry isn't wearing the shirt and Brunson misses the shot.

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@nikitabier Apples market cap skyrocketed in the years post Ive’s departure

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@TheMarkLong Dominic from real world LA? David from Seattle? TIMMY from road rules?!

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@TheMarkLong @TheChallenge Kit!

[Yoni Heisler @EdibleApple]

@AyannasMidterm They’re actually good on TV and make the show more exciting. Nurys is a competitor but doesn’t bring much otherwise. She’s also not a fan favorite.