Jewel

#sexwork. Lady of (p)leisure and questionable virtue in #Edinburgh. Currently carpeing every diem.

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

Social media for adults 🤷‍♀️
Xpurity sounds like a christian dating app. Not the sort of club I'd invite my friends to join.

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

I have received 2 cards, which is an opportunity to have a whole garden if I feel like it! Thank you so much! I am feeling supported and thought of.

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

I started watching The Durrells.
For the first 5 episodes I tried to get over the fact that it's possible to be a dedicated mother and bring up 3 absolutely useless children (I cut the 11 year old some slack). The family appeared quite dysfunctional. Why???

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

And for an extra tenner you can opt out of these updates.

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

What day of the lockdown is it?

Simply wondering how long it took for me to resort to #legochess.
I'm not playing chess. I'm playing lego. Is it better or worse?

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

@pawloseas You had it cut recently?

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

@PleasureHeather I'm hungry.

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

@PleasureHeather This looks delicious! You must come cook for me one day!

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

@VictoriaVisits1 @DCReneRose I want to be buried there!

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

@DCReneRose

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

Yes, it's exactly his accent that I can't take my eyes off.

[J. William James @JWilliamJames]

I'm stunned by his accent?

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

@pawloseas All things considered (you are with your family, you still have a job, you are still productive) I am very pleased for you.

[Jewel @EdinburghJewel]

Start working on losing weight seems likely.