Edingale

Keeping the world up to date with the goings on of the scenic village of Edingale. #BestKeptVillage2013 #parody

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@BethWiltshire3 Sounds like it's nothing like paradise

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Still waiting on ours... https://t.co/Nfn9Cvt0YV

[Co-op @coopuk]

Kings Bromley’s Co-op is opening Thursday 9 March.

[Edingale @EdingaleVillage]

Why would we bother buying wrapping paper?

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The 'resident of Edingale' starter pack

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We hope everyone has a safe and enjoyable bonfire night. Will you be lighting your bonfires the Edingale way?

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In Edingale, bathtubs aren't filled with water, but with the tears of poor people. #SoFuckingRich

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@_AnthonyDicker @Ste_Purkess @ChrisHowe_ @PavanDhillon_ There's a pure gold #BestKeptVillage monument in Edingale. #fuckyoursign #youarepoor

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BTEC students may be laughing about results day, but they'll regret it in 20 years when they can't afford to live somewhere like Edingale

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For most of Britain, today is the height of summer. For us, it's just a standard day in paradise

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The rivalry between Palestine and Israel is nothing compared to the conflict between Edingale and the surrounding villages #BestKeptVillage

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The first lesson we learn at Mary Howard Primary School is never to trust someone who thinks BTECs are as good as A-Levels

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@EllieFletcher_ now run along you peasant

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@EllieFletcher_ we apologise, but your picture has a minor blip in it too, you seem to have taken a picture of a horse instead of yourself

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Made in Chelsea is basically a programme about people who wish they were rich enough to live in Edingale

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You may think that people from edingale seem stuck up, but when you're this rich who gives a fuck what people think

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Fact of the Day: There's no cashpoint in Edingale, because we never run out cash

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Venturing out of the village and immediately thinking...

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People complain about getting up for school because they're tired, we complain because it means venturing out of paradise

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People complain about potholes in their villages, that's not a problem when your roads are paved with gold

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Why the fuck would you name a county after Stafford, it should have been Edingaleshire