Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬

Business Analyst | Data Scientist | Software Developer | All Art is Therapy | Champion of clear Communication | Lover of everything Ugandan | Progressive

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

@UmemeLtd What do you mean by "there is a fault on the line"? Which line in particular? Is it the same line for the whole country? For example, why is there is no power in Kyanja since late last night? And before you say "there is a fault on the line", please make it specific.

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

@AngellaMumbejja Firstly, you think, perhaps they're overcome with emotion. Beaming with pride, you flatter yourself that you have reached the summit. Alas, upon further inspection, you are bewildered and disheartened to find that the object of your desire is a simpleton. Good diction, wasted.

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@sammiemanini1 Those reacting violently didn't get the humor in the Tweet at all. 😅😅😅😅

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Also, Movie and TV series creators need to stop misusing the word "Immortal" when describing characters.

I am failing to reconcile how an "Immortal" character dies by the end of the Movie or TV series.

Like... what happened to the character's "Immortality" attribute?

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@Hillaryw18 @princewell256 @Iamturyamusiima 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Pro tip: Keep some of those shopping vouchers for the 90 day long month of January 2022.

You know it's coming. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

A lot of parenting seems like a never ending cycle of "trying to give you the Life that I never had".

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

There is a very thin line between reciprocal flirtation and harrassment. As a man, you fail to comprehend this at your own peril.

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Hello @SupaLoafOffcl, while I love the softness of your bread, I am due for a tutorial on how to un-seal it hassle free... and without a knife. Think you could assist a loyal customer?

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Are you really an introvert or you just seriously have very bad social anxiety?

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

@AlSweigart Best advice ever! I remember my very first unfortunate experience with C programming way back when. I copied the snippet as it was from a website I have long forgotten now. The code didn't run. I thought my Ubuntu machine was sick. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

So my president thinks cryogenics is akin to crying. As in tears! Oh my days! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

#M7Address

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Since 2019, it is very important to own a bicycle as a means of transport in this country.

Hu hu hu hu hu hu!

#M7Address

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Sometimes I feel like creatively calling out some people on here using a distinct part of the human anatomy (IN ALL CAPS). But then I remember that my employer is watching.

Freedom of expression is difficult. 🤣🤣🤣

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Violence Tweet:

TELECOM employees DO NOT have free Data and Airtime for you. Buy your own.

UMEME employees DO NOT have free YaKa units for you. Buy your own.

NWSC employees DO NOT have free Water units for you. Buy your own.

They are all customers like you.

Thank you.

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

@JhusBLaze These guys are smart. We have always known that Immunity is boosted by exposure to pathogens, not avoiding them.

That is why babies fall sick a lot when still young and unexposed to things like dirt. With more exposure, they become stronger.

People are just afraid to die.

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

Journal Entry

Some friends who were not feeling good recently report that they are now much better. Good news.

Mom is at the front line fighting the pandemic as is her duty. Though I worry for her sometimes, by saving lives, she is protected.

Faith and Hope.

[Edison Muchwa Kunihira 🇺🇬 @EdisonMuchwa]

@Kmxerxes @UweraLyndah @Kmxerxes it is only disaster if you are not honest with yourself and your friend about the friendship.

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Journal Entry.

This week was tough. What seemed a joke only a few months past is now a deadly pandemic leaving me with only memories of my loved ones.

I wonder if they scream at me from beyond the grave when I am being petty about the gift of Life that I still have.

Surreal.