Edison The Pig

I am a pog. Im really a pig but its hard to type as it is snd plud i have trotters so hitting the backup key is even more difficult.

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Hey me! @EdisonThePig wake up!

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@drunkmonkeyshow my favorite part was when he shoved the apple in my gob. I didn't like when he said "get your trotters out of my coffee!"

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@drunkmonkeyshow @Groovyhoovy that Walt Willey has some weird ideas about "wanting to go in the restroom alone"&"not letting me poke him".

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@drunkmonkeyshow I survived but now every place I'm due at I have to van gough to get there. And I say "what?" a lot.

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An idea @greginda had: coffee muggets! Take chicken nuggets, tear the top off, add coffee! As the French say, here it is! English: Voila!

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Hey @colonelernie @PlaguedBySquids @JamesonJRalph “@ngpcsnorf: Snorf! - June 29th - Preview Performance http://t.co/epAy3cBqwt”

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Woo hoo! “@AmandaRountree1: I know what you're thinking: "I wish I was following a puppet on twitter." You can! #ff @EdisonThePig”

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Mornings are hard when Merwyn pushes me out of the bed so he can get in it. I land on the floor. The floor is hard, the morning is normal.

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@guildencrantz5 ! I have a twittler now. Put your trotters in your nose! It feels really good!

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hey @greginda! I figured out how to do a twitter! Hard to type though, cuz Merwyn keeps trying to rewire my smartpad. #pigproblems

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Are we sure Strictly Ballroom wasn't a documentary about Lyndon Johnson justifying spending lots of money on special pants? #bazluhrmann

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Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful mom, & my brothers Archie, Merwyn, Sam, & Wallace, and my sisters Roberta, Olivia, & Helen, #MothersDay

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@drunkmonkeyshow I don't know, think of how good she must feel when she gets her arm reattached.

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When the world is weighty with weary woes, put your trotters in your nose. #pigwisdom

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@drunkmonkeyshow well that just ripped right through to her shoulder!

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@greginda I suggest Charlotte's Web. Or 1000 clowns. If you had one tshirt you could enjoy two films at the same time!