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Idiots get blocked. People who say "it's mid" get blocked, too.

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Some Twitter thing the other day asked which fictional character type I most identify with on the regular and I had to think about it a bit.

Women who are over this shit. Whatever this shit is.

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We have reached a point where Olivia Wilde saying someone is hot is cause for the Internet to call her offensive. Touch some FUCKING grass.

Every woman subscribing there needs to fall on a sword for every time they previously made a similar comment about some celebrity man.

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@LisaMayOfficial @kamiron_ She shouldn't have said some dude is hot for supporting his partner?

And how many times in a day or a week or a month have you said that on here about some other celebrity?

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@kamiron_ @amaiyaelan Y'all really need to parse a joke better.

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It is.

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@kevdog2112 @washingtonpost Donald Sutherland coming with the nukes.

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@tessa_marki Says the dumb cow pushing her second amendment bullshit.

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@shiks2001 Don't attend. Class was canceled by the school. Report them to your adviser.

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@VanityFair This is a non-story rooted in idiots on social media who want to intentionally misinterpret statements because they like drama. Why are you encouraging?

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@brettgoldstein @AppleTVPlus

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@mollytaft @JillKrajewski Federal attention needs to be requested by the governor. The federal government can't just swoop in with resources that aren't requested by the governor.

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@RepDLamborn Funny, you think Biden is responsible for inflation across the entire globe? Fascinating amount of power you credit to that man alone.

Jackass.

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@DrSepinwall This is after someone barreled through my former NYC neighborhood today and a friend who forgot I moved immediately asked if we were OK. Wild events.

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@DrSepinwall My partner is an alum and he has family who went there too. It's hard to hear about something like this hitting a really nice and seemingly quiet and safe college community.

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@intell911 @msupolice @Faytuks You've clearly never been to the MSU campus if you think it's just that easy. Some parts are wooded with a stream. Some parts are just huge fucking parking lots with tons of buildings. It's miles big.

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@SassySpartan @jimmyjohnsonNFT @msupolice Because it's a profile shot in the dark so now you can't tell exactly what shoes he has on.

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@JoeDog05247487 @jimmyjohnsonNFT @msupolice It's a massive campus. There are not enough cops to have them 10 per street fanning out everywhere.

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@AndreaChittend3 @jimmyjohnsonNFT @msupolice Backpack, hat, blue denim shirt/jacket, dark pants, it's enough to go on. They need to call the police and stop posting to Twitter.

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@cptdefi @jimmyjohnsonNFT @msupolice That's literally how most shootings happen.

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@jimmyjohnsonNFT @msupolice Call the fucking COPS stop posting it to Twitter.

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@deeligtfuldee @msupolice Man wearing a blue denim shirt with lighter lapels and then shoes that have fushia laces on red. That's memorable. It's the whole appearance that becomes memorable for those paying attention.