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@UwiriBigG 5 before beer, 1 after drinking beers.

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@KINGGGE_ I feel the same way using the elevator doing the work that the elevator operater use to do. Long distance calls, the same thing. There aren't switchboard and long distance operators anymore.

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@polishprincessh Did abney finish writing the ticket?

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@lady_valor_07 The flu.

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@AntiLeftMemes It makes it easier to be towed when parked illegally.

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@na_golo @amjonno I heard steak fries.

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@financedystop I tell them what line I was in and they can go and check the store's receipt.

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@memesmetax @FearedBuck Quilty as charged.

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@BaseballCentraI I apologize for laughing. I'm really really sorry... that I've got to watch it again.

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@Amer1can_Barbie Apartment defense. Or would you rather have a bullet go through the wall should one miss!

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@jeet40_ @NeverteIImeodd He was thinking that he was stopping a six year old on a bicycle. You reach out and grab the handle bars.

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@feliznatalie_ @KamalaHQ @BobCaseyHQ I did and obama won anyway. I tried again but biden got into office. You get what you voted for.

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@frogNscorpion I guess you haven't seen deliverance.

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@KamalaHarris I to believe that a woman controls their own body. There shouldn't be laws otherwise. Now let's discuss hourly rates for sex. Oops, there are laws against that. How about selling one's kidneys? Damn, can't do that either. What about seatbelts? Another thing being told about the

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@hodgetwins Simple solution. Just get a hammer and fix the loose floor board by the door. He's not in the house so his toes won't get hit. Hammer time.

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@VP You just couldn't let the bodies get cold before spewing out this crap.

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@wolfeairwolfe @lippyent I recently got a mumblypeg shirt. A game today would get a child in school placed in jail. Saw a hit once between big toe and long toe. Guy ran around with knife bouncing around. Damn, did we have fun.

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@akafacehots I'm not angry nor am I living off your money, I am still working. I have been telling people about government wasteful spending for decades. I'm just numb now and don't give a damn. Maybe if people woke up earlier we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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@matildabress Did you wash the bird in the bathtub like she does the greens?

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@DreamLeaf5 It's the negro project in wheels.