Editor Kitty

When not pursuing literary interests enjoys evening rips, string therapy, lurking in dark corners, extended naps, annoying staff, @PNWwriting & @FantasticWorlds

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

I have my own book of poetry! @OriGamiFreePoem published a microchap of my Cat Haiku.

You can get your very own copy here:

https://t.co/Sx1MMqRaZa

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

I know you think staff piled the sheets on the floor for you to play in, Watson. But he was just getting it prepared for the laundry machine. You'll have to settle for watching your "shows".

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Well done, Mrs Hudson. You've learned names of birds that staff call out to each other when their favorites visit the feeder so you can run see them. You'll figure out the monkey descendants' silly language, yet.

#HuntingCat
#TuxedoCat
#BirdWatching
#Catertainment
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

No, I don't believe I should have to wait until a certain time to get what I want. You got up two hours early. So, you should give it to me two hours early.

#StaffProblems
#FeedMeNow
#BlackCat
#ElderPrivilege
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

You can follow when I go demand staff feed me, Watson. But the most you can expect is to lick out my bowl when I finish a can.

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

You can eat kibble anytime you want, Mrs Hudson. You only get canned food twice a day. Why would you stop eating that to munch on dry food?

#SillyKitty
#PickyKitty
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

I don't care if you want staff to stay in bed and cuddle, Watson. 𝑰 need them to get up and feed me.

#BlackCat
#ElderPrivilege
#StaffProblems
#FeedMeNow
#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Only you would get off of staff's lap to go and bop your brother for getting too close to a chair you weren't even using, Mrs Hudson. 😼

#TuxedoCats
#CatsOfTwitter
#TuxedoKitties
#Siblings
#SiblingRivalry

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

What do you mean if I ignore the food you've given me you won't change it? Why not?

#StaffProblems
#FeedMeNow
#PickyKitty
#BlackCat

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Seriously, Watson? You think staff isn't going to notice you circling around trying to approach my food dish from the other side?

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#NoContextForYou
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

It certainly didn't take the birds long to figure out we were back once you finally filled the feeders again, @FantasticWorlds

Why did you wait so long?

#StaffProblems
#BirdWatching
#Catertainment
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

You're right, staff. I believe if 𝑫𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍❜𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒗𝒐𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆 was made now, Tom Ellis would be perfect for the Al Pacino role.

Of course, since Keanu Reeves is ageless, he can just reprise his.

#MovieNight
#DevilsAdvocateMovie
#BlackCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

You may call them supplements. I consider the powder you sprinkle on my food garnish/flavor.

#FeedMeNow
#PickyKitty
#BlackCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Staff shouldn't switch who's serving what. Mrs Hudson came running expecting @PNWwriting to give her my can to lick out. Getting offered just her regular dinner, which @FantasticWorlds is supposed to deliver, was howlingly disappointing.

#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter
#StaffProblems

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

I know I won't eat those treats any more. But, that doesn’t mean the #TuxedoKitties should get them. They're still mine.

#StaffProblems
#PickyKitty
#BlackCat
#CatsOfTwitter
#TuxedoCats
#Siblings

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Just because you liked where staff put something once, Watson, doesn't mean they're obligated to put it there again no matter how much you complain.

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#NoContextForYou
#TuxedoCat
#StaffProblems
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Mrs Hudson will be happy to take care of my leftovers and, of course, Watson will eat anything (whether or not it's actually edible).

#StaffProblems
#FeedMeNow
#CatsRule
#BlackCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Why exactly do I have to finish a can before I get a new flavor? I told you I get bored after two thirds of one.

#StaffProblems
#FeedMeNow
#CatsRule
#BlackCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Why exactly do I have to finish a can before I get a new flavor? I told you I get bored after two thirds of one.

#StaffProblems
#FeedMeNow
#CatsRule
#BlackCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

You should know by now, Watson, that if staff sets an alarm to wake up early it's not going to be a good day.

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#TheThingsISTILLHaveToTeachThem
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

That was just the wind blowing in through one of the vents and rattling the duct work, Mrs Hudson. No need to jump up three feet and tear down the stairs.

#TheThingsISTILLHaveToTeachThem
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

Not that you, unlike your sister, are capable of successfully hunting, Watson.

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter

[Editor Kitty @EditorKitty]

One more time, Watson. Staff eats prey food and, biologically at least, we're predators.

#StupidTom
#HeNeverLearns
#TheThingsISTILLHaveToTeachThem
#TuxedoCat
#CatsOfTwitter