The Mattaverse

Freelance science writer, retired biochemist, wannabe novelist, disco enthusiast 🏳️‍🌈

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@BBCNews Oh cool I wonder who got rid of them all

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Check for hot playground equipment. If it's too hot for your hand, it's definitely too hot for a child's skin.

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@Rainmaker1973 All good until the person in front breaks wind

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Got it by default, but b-movie is the only one of these I will actually accept as a thing ☠️ #connections

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The worst possible choices for a death knight arena run? #hearthstone

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@ElectionMapsUK What did the young ever do to y'all honestly

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@BassMagOnline Can anyone ID that jumper? 👀

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Thanks for the letter @DavidRutley but frankly I'd rather have a battery acid enema than give you the time of day 👍

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@Telegraph Go on then?

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Guys you can stop looking I found it, the worst national service take yet 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

✍️ 'It is time they repaid their debt to the nation' | Writes @HamishDBG

Read his full column here 👇
https://t.co/PqvQ9TXYEv

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While the #conservatives build a campaign on national service for the young and handjobs for pensioners, my GP practice is texting me to literally beg for help to survive...

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@gary_rae @PaulBrandITV As though it wasn't already ☠️

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@BBCNews Thank u next

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@NoContextBrits NO MORE SMALL BOATS*

*or portals

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@BBCBreaking DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

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@BBCNews Bad headline. People don't become resistant to antibiotics, bacteria do.

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Like do you not have windows

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Find the transitory period in the UK where its summer temperatures but nobody seems to have realised and continues to wear gigantic coats and jeans FASCINATING

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@PlayHearthstone Highlander decks are saved 😭😭

Also good riddance to getting nailed by 1000 sunset volleys per game

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@weischoice Lucy Beaumont / John Richardson (but mostly because of Lucy)