Dinohyus

Post-civilizationalist.
Team Snowball.
Jackass Dei.
Half-devil & half-child.
Blameless Cretinism.
Parody, wrapped in satire, dipped in snark.
Student of Disgust

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

Wtf do u mean, "People who refuse to acknowledge the shortcomings of primitive savagery &/or rationalize it as a 'different', subjective sort of civilization, will never understand, let alone benefit from, actual, modern human civilization."

That's lyk the whole point LOL😜😝🤪.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

%NeverForget

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[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1998 : I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and time travel and teleportation.

2018 :🤔🤔🤔,(😉,🤫,🤑).

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future we'll have flying cars & time travel & teleportation.

2022 : "scientific reason" 🤡🤡🤡

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

🤔🤔
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[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

How is it even possible that badly-outdated-primitive-savagery-based-sanskrit-verbal-diarrhea isn't really solving anything 🤔🤔?

Vee-ve-ka-mun-dunn could literally never stop talking about badly-outdated-primitive-savagery-based-sanskrit-verbal-diarrhea 🤔🤔?

Wait...wait...OW!

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future we'll have flying cars & time travel & teleportation.

2022 :

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

"His eyes widened in horror & his mind teetered past the last edge of sanity, as he witnessed the singing aunties emerge from the blackness & begin the macabre annual ritual to re-awaken the slumbering Falguni Pathak."

"END THE SIMULATION!", he screamed, "END IT NOW, YOU FOOLS!"

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

Thread.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

Oh, it's 'Dhol baaje' time again. Oh, good. Missed it like hell. Such a wonderful song. Too wonderful to hear only once a year.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

%NeverForget
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[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

*wells up and starts bellowing*

"SAARE JAHAN SE ACHHAA..."

That ought to fix everything.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future we'll have flying cars & time travel & teleportation.

2022 : Juxtapositio...whatever.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future we'll have flying cars & time travel & teleportation.

2022 :
https://t.co/djFi8e1NEm

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

It's almost as if being genius enough to invent the most elaborate stone-pampering procedures ever offers no guarantee of civilisation.
OW!

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future we'll have flying cars & time travel & teleportation.

2022 : *Idiocracy Narrator Voice*

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future our species will ascend to an as yet unimagined pitch of intelligence, as we begin preparations to colonize the rest of our galaxy.

2022 : "pOeT".

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

🎯
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[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

Attitude >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....um...brains.

✊.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

Would it be similar to the materialist conception of those who preferred to limit 'interventionist America' over Milosevic/Saddam?
SHUT UP.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

"LMAO I'm so pathetic I think an authoritarian thug turning entire cities to rubble, and murdering, looting & raping innocent people who have never done a thing to hurt me, all for a good, old-fashioned land-grab, is REALLY COOL, because it'll piss off some people I hate LMAO🤪!"

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

¯\_(-_-)_/¯

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[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

Nature would render most things clear as day, were not Philosophy too strong for it.

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

1992 : I bet in the future our species will ascend to an as yet unimagined pitch of intelligence, as we begin preparations to colonize the rest of our galaxy.

2022 :

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

¯\_(-_-)_/¯
https://t.co/g0ssYT8WCp

[Dinohyus @EdmanInfrar]

"...rise up from my bones, Avenging Spiri...NOT YOU!"