Things Edmonds Says

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"I've never tweeted before, I'm not a twit."

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"Don’t go to the brothels"

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"Don’t go to a whorehouse"

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"Jesus loves the ladies"

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"Jesus is lit"

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"Just imagine an old grandpa dude who loved nature"

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"Have I said anything stupid yet"

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"That's how I would do it...if I was a lazy student"

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"That's a new one and I totally believe that you had to do laundry and that's why you were late."

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"They call me Eric, or sometimes Big Man"

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"Not everything is about you, Susanna!"

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"Go to this website if you're feeling angry and want to nuke something. That's cool!"

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"Is that vodka or lime juice?? I wouldn't know."

[Pay @PaytonBiles]

*takes out lime juice and starts drinking it *
Edmonds: "that would be a good way to hide vodka"

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"Let's not put that one on twitter"

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"I say to myself that's a bad friend and I move."

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"You can't wear flats with that outfit."

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"If you ever see a terrorist give him a hug and see what happens"

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"I had one girl today go to the bathroom and she came back with a cantaloupe!"