JACK

[and rew @acrouth15]

me to self: gotta save money this summer u need a car

friend: yo we getting food you in

me: yea dude of course

account balance: -$12.67

wallet:

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

Me when I came downstairs this morning and said good morning to nobody in particular, and Alexa responded without me ever saying “Alexa”

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

Rt if this sums up your college experience so far

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

What’s up my name’s Jack and I never fucking learned how to use Twitter

[and rew @acrouth15]

fools: it snowed
me: it snerd

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

@BSCSD our close??? pls anser (sorry for bad english)

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

@acrouth15 @itsnya113 Hands up don't shoot

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

@acrouth15 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

With great regret, I must cancel the 2016 jlot BBQ due to THE MAN making rules against BBQing on school grounds.

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

Fellow apush students, 🔥 live stream review session @TomRichey https://t.co/Mdi5XNZcAr

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

Farewell, Beast

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

Wesley I love you man @wesleychen4

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

@acrouth15 yeah my tweet schedule is based on the alignment of the planets

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

9.8% of people surveyed describe Donald Trump with "idiot," "jerk," "stupid," or "dumb," according to a poll.

[JACK @Edna_____Mode]

@RavenneHoward I made $300 from the crash but I appreciate your concern