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[ethan @Edog_34]

made a sandwich so good I might make a second one

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

2026 Conor McGregor

[Farmer Jorflin @mrgipson]

A day or two after Jimmy Buffett died I was at a farmers market and this guitar guy said "This one's for you Jimmy. Rest in peace." And he started playing a song about Mexico and this big Harley Davidson guy yells "That's James Taylor you fuck!""

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[ethan @Edog_34]

8 seconds left to prove who wants it more

[ethan @Edog_34]

just learned that they ended nfl total access im sick to my stomach

[ethan @Edog_34]

Fuckin Hanley Ramirez all over again

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Spongebob has memes for every single aspect in life

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Codex @iamCodexxx]

Console players trash talking in chat after the game

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

Tung Tung Tung Sahur is first-pitch maxing 🤌

Happy 6/7 Day!

[Kaywave @Kay_wav3]

@stupidchud when will modern day mythology show up
we need kratos to fight the big bob

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Not into “daddy”. I make my girl call me coach

[sheriff Gabriel Rays are my daddy @BearstownSox35]

Yes i am autistic ! I rather be autistic than Packers fans

[Kyle Busch @KyleBusch]

#69. Nice.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Get this. I was at a pizza place in NYC and walks in Splinter the guy who taught turtles to fight. He asked if I listen to ace of base. I said I've got an album. He asked to borrow it. I said no.

[ethan @Edog_34]

shaggy if his lady had IBS: sharty you’re my angel you’re my sharting angel

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Klay Thompson gets home after a long day of work and hangs that goatee up on his coat rack