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Hotelschool the Hague Amsterdam

[Please hire me @EdouardPerrin]

Yo @PodsDank I just received my pair of KZ ZS10 PRO (geez what a name) and they are super dope, Now I'm looking into on-ear stuff and I gotta admit the Koss Porta Pro have a cool vibe, any chance you got to try them? I'd love your opinion

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When my friends and I make plan to meet at 9:30 and it's 9:50

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I swear I could be chugging Coffee all day long be the most energetic person in the world but just looking at my lesson 7seconds makes me yawn

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Jeez, try going home to this when you are drunk

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Today I had one thing to do: buy apples
I went to the shop 10min before closing I bought chocolate and cheese I and forgot the apples
Please send help, I live alone, I don't think I can survive alone till the end of the year

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I was reading when I realized that my hand was doing a tiny Dab and now I don't think I can unsee this

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My hairdresser was so proud to show me is new phone that he insisted that I take the picture

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My pants are carring around this motivational speech so when you are looking at my butt you are also inspired to take over the world

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@dirtybiology La création de la marble Machine X de @wintergatan ce projet me rend dingue

[Nito @cucarata]

@dirtybiology On dit "sans doute" pour exprimer un doute et "sûrement" pour dire qu'on est pas sûr.

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@constantlefevre Renies pas tes origines ! Tu seras toujours un ptit gars d Hautmont pour nous ;)

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@slytherstark J avais besoin d exprimer ma confusion, j'étais désemparé

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En fait mon Twitter c'est comme la série Sherlock, je tweet tous les deux ans et c'est toujours de moins en moins bien

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Boy why am I paying for an education?

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The guy before me at the super market JUST bought 8 peanut butter jars what kind of twisted man did I just cross by

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Yes I tweet every 6months but I felt like I would updated my 3 year old pp by respect to my 5 remaining followers

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When I am at work I spend most of my time wondering if I should quit and open an Instagram account about big fluffy dogs and live the dream

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Regarding the fact that I work in a hotel... People don't come to me like that in the street even though that would be even more annoying I guess

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I hate when people just walk to me come very close to my face and are just like "toilets?"