Edouard Bastille

[Penote @penoterich]

If you have sex with someone that weighs as much as two people...does that count as threesome?

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

If your car is making an annoying noise there is an easy solution! Just open your door, and push her out.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

I think a lot, but I don't say much.

[Penote @penoterich]

Don't ever ask me if I just farted. The answer is yes, I ALWAYS just farted.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

You get it? "oh!! I GET It Now!!" "You don't get it do you?" No.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

"Fuck it" - my final thought before making most decisions.

[Penote @penoterich]

Looks like my dick woke up 30 minutes before the rest of me did.