Drunk Dan Friedkin

Alcoholic Billionaire • Philanthropist • Popeyes BOGO Chicken Sandwich enthusiast

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Moyes when he sees a young player

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David Moyes is Hamas

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🚨 EXCL: Nottingham Forest working on deal to sign Harrison Armstrong from Everton. Talks for 19yo centre on ~£40m deal + sell-on clause to #EFC. England youth international targeted by #NFFC to strengthen midfield after Elliot Anderson exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/dqIuDsLzJV

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Piers Morgan is the only one who thought it was a smart decision in the moment. Tells you all you need to know #ThreeLions

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🚨����󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel: “There are millions of coaches who know it better after a defeat”.

“It was not a problem of structure. The match just changed completely. I make the decisions”.

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Sources tell me Norway are stable

Please God
#ThreeLions

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Tim Ream, the ponytail gimmick doesn’t work if you get buttfucked at the back post #bitchmade

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Candidate for worst story of the year?

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@Everton Get him gone tonight

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RMFW

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Premier league defenders may as well amputate their arms at this point

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Retzlaff to Tulane. Like Christmas morning for the AEPhi girls.

With warm regards,
Dan

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@hank123thetank Evening Brick,

I find the cabbage patch usually gets the ladies going. Unfortunately I was reduced to this silly little thing called, “Swag Surfin’” at my cousin Ben’s wedding.

Best,
Friedkin

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I like to assert my dominance at every family wedding by absolutely crushing it on the dance floor.

Hope all is well,
Dan

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@hank123thetank Hello pal. Just talked to him. That’s definitely a possibility

Hope this helps

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Just started Andor and I have to say did not expect drug addiction and PTSD to be core themes. Reminded me of the pit. I need some intergalactic drugs now.

Cheers,
Drunk Dan (with PTSD)

#thanksDisney

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Hello friends. Just wanted to let you know that Popeyes BOGO chicken sandwiches are back.

Cheers,
Drunk (initiated) Dan

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@Popeyes what is this heresy, bring back BOGO chicken sandwich for your true fans. I once had 12 chicken sandwiches in a week and I do not intend to stop

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The end of Goodison Derbies and Popeyes BOGO chicken sandwiches.

#emotional

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@hank123thetank I’m glad you’ve seen the truth. Cheers. DF.

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@hank123thetank Your parents were clearly attuned to George Lucas’ allegorical intentions in retelling the Vietnam War. Open your eyes Brick.

Thanks,
Dan