Edsie Mendoza

Sassy latina. 30. Los Angeles➡️Milwaukee.

[Edsie Mendoza @EdsieMendozaa]

Hopefully in my next life I am born as a trust fund baby 😂😂😂😂 pls

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

since my first bite of cookie dough i knew i liked it raw

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

they gotta figure out this lettuce stuff soon

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Flock cameras haven’t been used to solve one murder yet. Just cops monitoring their girlfriends, exes or women they lust after.

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats

[777 @dessszn]

so sexy of me to keep going

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Rixx @the_nutcrackee]

The inside of my brain when someone is giving me directions of a place I'm not familiar with

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[ROYALE @royalepains]

I was calling hoes old at 30 … my bad yall like I am truly sorry 😭

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[➖ @DeadboySzn]

Mexico lost yes but the US team got SHITTTTTTTTT on 😭😭

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

I don’t care who wins the World Cup as long as it’s not Argentina.

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[EGYPTHQ @EgyptCEO]

hello @mexico please lockdown ALL OF YOUR MUSEUMS until the English have left the country

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister