Edson Obi

You might have a hard time understanding me and that's your business

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

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Very juicy story ✅

Elon's employees

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.

When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.

One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”

This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”

Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.

By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.

This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”

Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂

Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.

She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.

You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂

My gender!

[T @r_toonicki]

These men 😂

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

"It's not a foul for me" 🤡🤡🤡

[Santi @PeakSxnti]

We can do this nonsense all day.

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

Drake really said

"If I was at the club you know I balled...chemo"

🤮🤮🤮

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

Everyone is hating on Arsenal because defence is underappreciated

I mean in a balanced world Gabriel
should have been top 10 Ballon d'Or at least

The season Manchester City won the league by outscoring everyone with a shit defence they didn't get this much hate

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

See out a 1-0 lead? Easy stuff

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

You think you have all the time in the world so you take your time

Next thing you know, you're running late

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

"Three major tribes"

I have a problem with that

Biggest? Cool

But "Major"? Nah that doesn't sit well with me

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

This man will do so well as a content creator 😂

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

No way this is real 😂😂😂

What is going on in our political space.

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

The tackle that led to Dowman's reaction looked more like a red card

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

Bruhhhh 😩

[R.M.A @E1lCapitan]

Max dowman was put through by Bruno and all he had in mind was to dribble his way across the opponent's defense, while Gyökeres was in position for a tap in.

Those are the issues.

[Kwabena EPL Winner @josh_ieeee]

Arteta not doing anything about this attack in the summer is actually a crime.

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

@Lefemariey I thought 3 times was standard regardless of what your need is

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

Nawa people really eat two times a day

I thought we're supposed to eat three times?

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

If you want to pay me for my vote this na my price.

Food twice daily - 8k
Multiplied by 7 - 56k.
Multiplied by 1 month- 224k.
Multiplied by 1year - 2.688m.

By 4years - 10,752,000

Thats the cost for my vote o.

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

And the low-end devices are pretty common. High-end Android devices are not as common. So most times when people compare smartphones, they are usually comparing a $400 Android device to a $1,200 iPhone as if that's fair

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

This kind of highlights how the average consumer views "Android" and "iPhone"

Android = low quality
iPhone = high quality

And It's all because Apple doesn't make low-end phones. Every Apple device is high-end. Android on the other hand makes a lot of low-end devices.

[Omotayo Olokede @Iamkolotayo]

GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

First off, iPhone uses a 48 megapixel camera but bins down to 24 megapixels when you take photos

I mean there are a bunch of factors that affect the quality of a smartphone photo but computational photography and sensor size are the biggest

[Shravani @Shra_va_ni]

Can I ask a DUMB tech question?

Phones have 50MP, 108MP, even 200MP cameras now.

But a 12MP iPhone photo still looks better.

So what are those megapixels even doing?

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR!

#ballondor

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

I hope Kane wins it

[Edson Obi @Edson_obi]

😭😭😭😭

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

l am crying😂😭

[whatsapp shakespeare ✍️🏾 @mobolxji]

i will soon transition out of using access bank as an active account mahn, their app dey worry!