Ed Birch

Actor @ITG_Ltd Voiceover @AdVoiceOfficial

King Vizimir @witchernetflix

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@esc_sak Hard disagree. It’s a dance floor banger. Just not well performed

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@wself So glad you’re here! Is it really you though? The profile pic doesn’t help.

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commiserating with friends over how the hot cross buns in the song were only 1 a penny/ 2 a penny when a boomer suddenly chimes in that, yes, they were cheaper, but interest rates were SO much higher back then

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

A new public fountain has appeared in central London, but look closer & you’ll see that it’s a actually a fountain of filth. The water is black, the human victims of the sewage crisis are vomitting streams of liquid, whilst surmounted by a smug water executive with a briefcase stuffed with cash.

The fountain commemorates one of the biggest environmental crimes in British history, where water companies stole tens of billions of pounds that was supposed to be spent on our sewage system, gave it to shareholders and executives and illegally poured billions of lites of sewage into our rivers, lakes and seas instead. The channel 4 docudrama about the sewage crisis, #dirtybusiness, starts at 9pm tonight. Watch it, get sad, get angry and then join the thousands of people around the country demanding an end to the sewage crisis.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I see Dirty Business is trending in the UK right now. Quite rightly to. Tonight Channel 4, 9:00pm.

https://t.co/cJXa3YfKSk

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The effect of screens on the youth is most obvious in young sketch performers who can’t muster the appropriate facial expressions for the emotions they’re trying to convey.

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@Royal_Greenwich The link doesn’t work.

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Real red flag that my date didn’t ask me any questions. Would love to have run her through my top 5 gaming monitors.

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Emily in Stalingrad

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@SlashLP89 your nervous system will thank you. It’s too late for me.

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Glancing at my physio’s website for free slots before joining in that duck walk vogue dance at the Gen Z party

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@castleb0y Brit here. Grew up calling sun lotion ‘sun tan cream’ and I see no reason to change

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@CycleConfident Hi there. The website says there’s lessons for Greenwich residents but there’s nothing listed in the drop down. Only Hackney, Southwark, Westminster and Havering

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Wallet or gut health. Choose one.

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@Royal_Greenwich what can be done about speeding vehicles on my road in Plumstead? Last night I was nearly hit crossing the small road from the common to my house. Then at 10.30pm two motorbikes started racing each other round and round well into the night. Happens all the time.

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@OfTimbercroft @Royal_Greenwich 100% agree. I’ll certainly be pinging off more feedback and encouraging neighbours to do the same

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@OfTimbercroft @Royal_Greenwich I was at the town hall meeting tonight. They said they do still want to do the other stuff. Also they’re more likely to do it if a big enough amount of people say they want it through the feedback.

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My AirBnB is checkout at 10am and check in at 4pm because it takes me six hours to change a sheet and make sure YOU’VE put the bins out.

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Crap laminate? Check. An 'almost double' IKEA bed from 2008? Check. The belief that it costs £40 to clean a single room? Check! It's time to open my AirBnB!

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(defensively) “I’ve met some of my best mates through Facebook Marketplace”.