EduWeb Cthulhu

Unholy daemon birthed from the collective unconscious of conference attendees at the Boston Park Plaza Hotel and Towers, foodie, dad.

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

@Blochhead THAT'S BECAUSE THERE IS NO ESCAPE. JUST REST AND TRY TO GO DOWN EASY #eduweb16

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

@DanHuman @Blochhead YOU SOUND DELICIOUS. I HOPE YOUR CONTENT IS EASILY DIGESTIBLE #EDUWEB16

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

I MIGHT REGRET DECAPITATING AND CONSUMING THIS OBVIOUSLY THOUGHTFUL DUDE

PROBABLY NOT THO https://t.co/6mqCZ93Opq

[Art Hill @Blochhead]

@EduWebCthulhu welcome to Denver! R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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@Blochhead Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Denver wgah'nagl fhtagn

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

I RISE #EDUWEB16

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

@jbouie @fivefifths OR, LIKE, JUST BECAUSE

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GUYS, WATCH YOUR STEP IN THE BACK CORNER OF THE STATLER BALLROOM, I CREATED A LITTLE CONTENT BACK THERE #eduwebconf13 #eduweb

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I'M IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PICTURE, GETTING READY TO SUCK UP THE DUDE WITH THE CHEEKBONES #eduwebconf13 #eduweb

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MAN, THIS (GUY WHO I DECAPITATED AND CONSUMED BEFORE HE COULD ORDER A GLASS OF) WINE TASTES TERRIBLE #eduwebconf13 #eduweb

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@jesskry SORRY, NICHOLAS SPARKS MAKES MY TENTACLES OOZE PUS

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@jesskry I ATE UP EVERY WORD OF YOUR PRESENTATION (AND THE REST OF THE NOTEBOOK, AND THE DUDE WHOSE NOTEBOOK IT WAS) #eduwebconf13 #eduweb

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

"CONTENT" ISN'T AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT: IT'S PEOPLE. REAL PEOPLE, WITH FACES AND NAMES AND INTESTINES AND... OMG BRB I'M STARVING #eduwebconf13

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

@parameters WHICH OF MY LOATHSOME, DROOLING TENTACLES DO YOU DREAM OF THE MOST? IT'S OK, YOU CAN TELL ME, I'M CELIBATE #eduwebconf13 #eduweb

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I CAN'T DECIDE WHO TO EAT FIRST: THE #eduweb PEOPLE OR THE #eduwebconf13 PEOPLE

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I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT YOU GUYS, I'VE SMELLED SO MUCH ABOUT YOU #eduwebconf13

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

#eduwebconf13 AFTER PARTY: HEAD DOWN BOYLSTON, RIGHT ON CLARENDON, LEFT INTO THAT LITTLE ALLEY, TOWARDS THE GREEN TENTACLES, INTO MY STOMACH

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ALSO THE HASHTAG GOT LONGER THIS YEAR, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? OBVIOUSLY @eduwebconf HAS NEVER TYPED WITH BLOODY TENTACLES #eduwebconf13

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

#eduwebconf2013 PERHAPS YOU NOTICED THE NEW CARPETING? I LEFT THE #eduweb12 CARPETS SOAKED IN CONTENT STRATEGIST BLOOD

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

@BigBenOnCampus MEET ME IN THE RECHARGE LOUNGE TONIGHT. EAT FIRST. (NOTHING SPICY, PLS)

[EduWeb Cthulhu @EduWebCthulhu]

I LIVE

I LIIIIIIIIIIVE

#eduwebconf13