Emily Hurley

Community profesh. Y’all are a bunch of pedantic numpties. Go Giants.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[My moms caregiver @mymomcare]

Therapist: Did you experience any anxiety when you were a child?

Me: Well……..

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

While we love the haircut, our other dog doesn’t recognize her and it’s been…a thing.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

Our puppy got her first haircut today and I cannot.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

Our puppy got her first haircut today and I cannot.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

I can’t believe I used to have to add holes to my belts to make them smaller.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

You can tell who is getting divorced in your high school graduating class by who “remembers you” on Classmates.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

*opens up TurboTax*

5 minutes later:

[Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d]

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

[𝒹𝒶𝓃𝓎ℯ𝓁𝓁ℯ ❤︎ @sareedanyelle]

I miss Joe Panik. I miss Angel Pagan. I miss Pablo Sandoval. I miss Sergio Romo. I miss Brandon Belt. I miss Hunter Pence. I miss Tim Lincecum.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

For whoever used my name and phone number to ask for HVAC estimates, hope you have the day you deserve.

[JR1N @mrbigjerry_]

Did your team hit a home run during Opening Weekend?

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

@funtapaz This is Clementine Cupcake. We actually lost her last year at 16+ but she will always be our cat.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

Do other people worry that a hawk will carry their tiny puppy away or is this my own brand of intrusive thoughts?

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

The way our puppy wakes up smiling.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

Baseball, man.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, received a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan in WBC 👏

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

I told my kids that when they fibbed a “mama dot” appeared on their forehead that only I could see and they bought it for years.

[Dave @tufdave]

I told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turned a different color. Now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies…and my job just became a whole lot easier

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

It’s entirely possible to dislike the president and ALSO not align yourself with the most oppressive and shitty regimes on the planet.

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

I just dumped my entire unsipped mug of lava-hot coffee all over myself and the couch. How is your morning?

[Emily Hurley @Edubya]

And some of us secured the addresses for our kids when they were toddlers, so…

[Amy Street 🦢 @Amystreet]

just overheard this zoomer say: “WOAH YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR NAMES AS YOUR GMAILS THATS SO LUCKY”

Yeah you little fetus, we were there when Gmail was invented.