Elijah Wyman

Furrrrrr Sureeeeeee - Blake Chesterfield Henderson

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

WHAT iN THE TARNiZZLES

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE ELEMENTARY KiDS iTS UP TO THE KiDS TO MAKE A BETTER TOMORROW SO BE NiCE TO YOUR KiDS AND YOUR LiTTLE BROTHERS & SiSTERS

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

I've walked passed the gym every day this semester and didn't go in once to work out. Now thats what I call perseverance

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

I hate when I hide stuff so well that I can't even find it when I need it

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

like why cant public bathrooms just smell like flowers i just don't get it

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

could really go for a bonfire right now

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

biggest fear in life: using a handicapped bathroom stall while a legitimately handicapped person comes in and needs to use it.

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

Actually just finished off a chapstick without losing it beforehand. I'm on top of the world right now guys!

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

i GOT 7 WATCHES BUT i STiLL AiNT GOT NO TiME TO PLAY GAMES

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

idk if I could be friends with someone who had to dap me up EVERY TIME I saw em. Shit is too complicated.

[erik anson @erik_anson]

Human: Hey what's up man, how've you been?
Me: Pretty good, I've been up here tryna get a motherfuckin scholarship http://t.co/c8GBizZCal

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

Save a vagina, adopt a child.

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

I wanna watch an old school samurai movie

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

Haven't stepped on a crack since '93, you can thank me later mom!

[Husky Puppies @AdorabIeHuskies]

Cutest bark ever 😍https://t.co/WeJHChlUut

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

is it whack if i still get the spins after a night out?

[Elijah Wyman @Edubz4Prez]

@katiev2468 hahaha oh my god don't get me started on the whole dogs with human hands theory