Edward Benton

Love outdoors. Bivvy bag fan (tents are glamping!) Enjoy Linux/Bash/SQL and all things virtualisation. Proud father

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@elonmusk @grok A picture of Elon Musk and Donald Trump fighting in the Rome colosseum wearing adult diapers and using wooden swords. Vance is in the background wearing a lion costume without the head

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@BarackObama Ouch 😩

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@BelfastBooks I had my breakfast this morning at the dining room table. Like some sort of unwashed pleb

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@ryushidude SUCKING DOWN DARJEELING

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@WilliamShatner I’ve had tinnitus all my life. I was 17 years old before I realised other people don’t hear ringing as they’re drifting off to sleep at night. It’s never been bad enough to distract me from normal sounds, but it’s always there when it’s quiet. I’m used to it.

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@HuguenotHouse @wmarybeard @GilesMacDonogh I prefer hardback. When the weight of the subject matter becomes more than figurative and threatens to induce a nasty arm cramp

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Dramatic clouds over East Belfast

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@sseairtricity Your customer service for gas is shockingly poor. I had a meter exchange done over a month ago for a refund of a considerable amount of credit. No contact of any kind. Wasted about 12 hours on hold to your call centre (each time getting cut off).

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@StephenKing Tasty election

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@sseairhelp What is the approx lead time for a prepay gas refund? The engineer meter exchange at my old property was five weeks ago, but still no word of the cheque.

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@CatholicCharm I order for my wife because she can be quite a nervous communicator, particularly when there’s substitutions involved. We chat about what we’re getting and then I order both meals.

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@ryushidude Dear to run mind. 3400 watt heating element 😬

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@ryushidude this is a steal if you’re in the market for a coffee machine https://t.co/mXkoCW4ffT

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@ryushidude It was considered a lethal setup when I bought it in 2010. Most aficionados would consider it dated today. It still makes incredible coffee though. Equipment cost about 3p a cup now and getting less with every cup

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@ryushidude I like it a bit too much lol

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I’ve had the same machine since 2010. I’ve made about 20 thousand coffees on it since then. It’s still banging out great coffee

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@ryushidude

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@ryushidude Plaaaant followed by RIP concrete pillar 😂

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@ryushidude Very handy for some bowling and a feed

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@ryushidude Pretty far out now mate aye. Gilnahirk so pretty much on the very edge of the countryside