@AmericanAir@WACAW1867 Here’s what’s gonna happen when you’re in the air. The flight attendants are going to say they don’t want to do service. They’ll tell the pilot. Then one of two things will happen. Expected turbulence so they’ve asked them to remain seated or “due to the short duration” spiel
Me: reimburse me for staying at the DFW Grand Hyatt after you ran out of pilots instead of the Super 8 you offered.
@AmericanAir: Fuck you
Me: *files DOT complaint*
Freddy: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there
Me: My flight got canceled
American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ
Hey @natebargatze I bought my parents tickets to your show at Wynn. Took my son to see Breadwinner a few weeks ago and he laughed hysterically. Then you go to that trash UFC fight. Never getting another dollar from me. Big Dumb Ass.