🚨 BREAKING:
Cristiano Ronaldo:
"Even if I win the World Cup, I won't be higher than I am, and even if I don't win, I won't be any less.
Praise be to God, I lack nothing. God has been very generous to me."
Me enamoré de esta frase:
A medida que creces, empiezas a comprender que tu padre solo era un hombre que intentaba hacer lo mejor que podía con lo que sabía. Perdónalo. Él también estaba viviendo la vida por primera vez.
Acabo de descubrir un concepto que no puedo dejar de pensar.
La Teoría de los Cuatro Quemadores.
Destruyó el primer matrimonio de Elon Musk.
Explica por qué Bezos está musculoso pero divorciado.
Y por qué Zuckerberg no tiene amigos de verdad.
Una vez que lo entiendas, tu vida nunca volverá a ser la misma:🧵
Y un día te vas a dar cuenta de que ya no existe ese bullicio infantil que tanto desgasta; y ese caos armónico es silencio ruidoso porque las hojas del calendario no perdonan.
Y es de repente... de repente caes en la cuenta de que la bañera ya no es un baúl desastre lleno de juguetes, y que no te han dejado en el lavabo ese balón de gomaespuma, ni hay muñecas en un sofá dormido, ni playmobils esparramados por la casa...
Y un día te vas a dar cuenta de que no hay carreras por pasillos interminables; ni risas a hurtadillas en la cama para desafiar el sueño; ni cuentos a quien leer, ni sábanas a quien tapar a medianoche, ni almas respirando sueños...
Y un día te vas a dar cuenta de que la despensa está llena de recuerdos y que sobran platos en la mesa; y que todo está en orden... sin mochilas en el suelo de la entrada, sin lápices desordenados en pupitres de colores, ni esa ropa que no entra en el cesto y que las camas no se deshacen...
Y un día... serás huérfano de tus hijos que crecieron con el permiso de la vida. Y te sentarás en el sillón sabio del libro que echa de menos una voz inocente que le interrumpa. Y cada página que pases, léela con detenimiento porque esa... ya no vuelve. Es la vida.
Emilio Leiva
Visto en redes.
En Estados Unidos, a los cadáveres sin identificar se les llama John Doe. ¿Sabes por qué? No es un invento de Hollywood ni una casualidad, sino una trampa legal de la Edad Media: usar nombres de ciervos para saltarse la burocracia en los juicios de tierras. Tira del hilo 🧵👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Unos policías chavistas le revisaron el teléfono a este pana y este lo que tenía era las fotos del guevo.
Esos chavistas cada día más perversones.
Para mí que ese policía era @Elfresooficial
20 MARRIED SEX Facts and Stats ... (a thread)
1 - Most married couples have sex a little over 5 times per month.
2 - Married women are more than twice as likely to have an orgasm as unmarried women.
3 - In 1 out of 4 marriages the wife has the higher sex-drive than the husband.
4 - Roughly 20% of married couples fall into the “sexless marriage” category; defined as having sex less than 10 times per year. Which is totally fine as long as BOTH partners are okay with this. If one is not, that's not healthy.
5 - According to statistics, 75% of married women orgasm during sex. AND many married women don't measure sexual success by orgasms, (but it's definitely very important). Meaning women often still feel connected to their husband, and satisfied, when not achieving an orgasm every time.
6 - The length of a men’s orgasm is roughly 8 seconds long whereas a woman’s orgasm is on average, 20 seconds!
7 - The main goal of sex in marriage should be two fold: 1) To please each other, not seek self-satisfaction first. 2) Re-connection as husband and wife.
8 - God created a woman’s clitoris with 8000 nerve endings .... and its ONLY function is to bring pleasure. Married sex is obviously to be enjoyed for more than just procreation.
9 - Two of the biggest enemies of married sex are busyness and tiredness. So if you're struggling with sexual intimacy, maybe slow down and make it a priority.
10 - Statistically the couples with the best sex-lives are the couples willing to talk about it with one another.
11 - IMPORTANT: How often should a married couple have sex? As often as they both mutually agree to. Whether it’s 5 times a a week, 5 times a month, or 5 times a year, it should be mutual agreement. Neither the higher-drive spouse nor the lower sex-drive should NOT be the one that sets the amount of times when it comes to frequency.
12 - COMPLAINTS: Top complaint from MARRIED WOMEN when it comes to sex? They want their husband to pursue them in other ways than just sexually. Meaning, they don't want to feel like the only time their husband wants them is sexually. Top compliant from MARRIED MEN when it comes to sex? They’d like their wife to initiate more often so they don’t feel like they’re begging. Nothing is worse than feeling like you're begging all the time.
13 - Most husbands feel very emotionally connected to their wife when they have sex with them. Most wives NEED to feel very emotionally connected to their husbands to want to have sex with them. Don't judge your spouse for being wired up different, try to see it from their vantage point and meet their needs their way.
14 - Married sex isn't just about having an orgasm. It's designed to connect and reconnect two people into one ... over and over. Married sex was created to be the purest form of intimacy ... where you touch one another physically, emotionally and spiritually. In fact, it's so good for your marriage, you should probably be having more of it.
15 - God created married sex for SO many reasons ...
* procreation.
* pleasure
* oneness
* comfort
* bonding
* intimate knowledge of one another
* connecting AND re-connecting with one another.
16 - Did you know that every time you have sex with your spouse, oxytocin is released into your bodies. Oxytocin is a hormone and neurotransmitter known as the "love hormone" or "cuddle hormone," produced in the hypothalamus and released by the pituitary gland, crucial for social bonding, trust, and attachment. Oxytocin is an incredible gift that connects you to your spouse. That's why many say sex is a glue in your marriage!
17 - Of course anyone can have sex; it only requires a few body parts. But making love requires intimacy, commitment and a deep loving relationship. Marriage and making love will always require more work, but it's definitely so much better! The world makes sex common, God made sex to be special.
18 - We believe if there is anything physical, mental or emotional keeping you from you from having your best sex life in your marriage, you need to see a doctor. They can help with so many things someone might be having issues with.
19 - Of course intimacy is not just experienced through sex. It's found in talking, spending time together, doing spiritual things together, and so on. All areas of intimacy are important.
20 - You made it to #20? We are impressed. Consider reposting this or saving this for later info.
And, if you're ever in an area where we're doing one of our workshops, we talk about all these things on a much deeper scale in our workshops. Join us sometime.
Trey & Lea
@duolingo And I will be extremely proud not to renew the subscription, because if you talk about inclusion, you should also think about those who do not share your way of thinking and include parental controls that allow filtering that content.
@duolingo As a user and parent, I would appreciate it if you could consider implementing a filtering option or parental control so that parents can decide what type of content is appropriate for their children. I hope you take this concern into account.
@duolingo I’m deeply disappointed that an app that should be focused on language learning is being used to impose gender ideologies. It is unacceptable that instead of staying true to its educational purpose, it diverts its content toward agendas that do not belong.
I believe that the exercises in an educational platform should focus exclusively on language learning, avoiding topics that may be controversial or deemed unsuitable for certain age groups.
Estas son cosas que solo cuando son denunciadas masivamente, el desgobierno finge ponerles atención. El ministro con nombre de mascota, debería dedicarle el tiempo por el cual cobra, a esto y no a esa cárcel en la Mosquitia, y mucho menos en andar en la campaña de la Ramona.