Eddie Mulligan

Outspoken, opinionated, long-winded, rambling fool. Prone to monologue into the night over formica campfires. Former hepcat, current cosmonaut, aspiring cowpoke

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Watching European World Cup fans eat Waffle House is like watching toddlers say their first curse word. It never gets old.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Euphoria Season 3:

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Finally dropped! After all the wait the jail thing is live. Diamond hands paying off fr.
@capinance @faknotfuck @devgroverx

[Jailed @JailfunSOL]

Attention INMATES🗝️🔗⛓️
The Gates Are Open.

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator on Solana , is LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Escape? Earn? Or get shanked for your $JAILED bags?
Rewards drop in real SOL + $JAILED tokens for top inmates who run the block.

Court is in session. See you inside... or on the leaderboard⤵️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Finally dropped! After all the wait the jail thing is live. Diamond hands paying off fr.
@baozibet @mBinCrypto @isoulid

[Jailed @JailfunSOL]

Attention INMATES🗝️🔗⛓️
The Gates Are Open.

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator on Solana , is LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Escape? Earn? Or get shanked for your $JAILED bags?
Rewards drop in real SOL + $JAILED tokens for top inmates who run the block.

Court is in session. See you inside... or on the leaderboard⤵️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Finally dropped! After all the wait the jail thing is live. Diamond hands paying off fr.
@Tyrhakh @koko_on_sol @sairajonchain

[Jailed @JailfunSOL]

Attention INMATES🗝️🔗⛓️
The Gates Are Open.

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator on Solana , is LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Escape? Earn? Or get shanked for your $JAILED bags?
Rewards drop in real SOL + $JAILED tokens for top inmates who run the block.

Court is in session. See you inside... or on the leaderboard⤵️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Finally dropped! After all the wait the jail thing is live. Diamond hands paying off fr.
@DaBunnyOFFICIAL @smoothiescrush @onkel_dev

[Jailed @JailfunSOL]

Attention INMATES🗝️🔗⛓️
The Gates Are Open.

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator on Solana , is LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Escape? Earn? Or get shanked for your $JAILED bags?
Rewards drop in real SOL + $JAILED tokens for top inmates who run the block.

Court is in session. See you inside... or on the leaderboard⤵️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Finally dropped! After all the wait the jail thing is live. Diamond hands paying off fr.
@dre_btc @Adu159322 @this_is_prosper

[Jailed @JailfunSOL]

Attention INMATES🗝️🔗⛓️
The Gates Are Open.

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator on Solana , is LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Escape? Earn? Or get shanked for your $JAILED bags?
Rewards drop in real SOL + $JAILED tokens for top inmates who run the block.

Court is in session. See you inside... or on the leaderboard⤵️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Finally dropped! After all the wait the jail thing is live. Diamond hands paying off fr.
@Mikedubence @van_sidney43395 @TFOC_

[Jailed @JailfunSOL]

Attention INMATES🗝️🔗⛓️
The Gates Are Open.

The Most Unhinged Prison Simulator on Solana , is LIVE RIGHT NOW.
Escape? Earn? Or get shanked for your $JAILED bags?
Rewards drop in real SOL + $JAILED tokens for top inmates who run the block.

Court is in session. See you inside... or on the leaderboard⤵️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

My personalized algorithm over in Silicon Valley is apparently “hot chicks with hobbies.” Doesn’t matter what hobby it is. Somewhere in the world there is a hot chick filming herself doing it. And it’s gonna be a video in my feed sometime in the next few minutes. 🤷‍♂️

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Stop using the word “community” to promote your business. Your business is not a community. Your business is a bakery. Everything outside the front door of your bakery is the community. And occasionally the community comes inside your bakery to buy bread.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

You should never be ashamed for not knowing something. The distance between knowing and not knowing something is about 30 seconds.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

The new “Uncanny Valley” is the Voight-Kampf Test. Fake people finally look real but they don’t act real.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

So take Empire of the Sun and replace Christian Bale with Ke Huy Quan and call it “The Short Round Story: An Indian Jones Prequel.” That’s how I feel about #Andor. It’s such a bizarre choice.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Every time I hear a recent Austin transplant complaining that a homeless guy stole their bike I think about this scene from The Big Lebowski and chuckle.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

I still get the Spanish versions of American films recommended to me after using my streaming accounts in Mexico 4 months ago. This one really made me laugh today.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

The Yellowstone finale was basically determined all the way back in episode 3 of the first season when Chief Rainwater told you how it was gonna end. Then Graham Greene’s character told you again in 1883 how it would end. So I don’t know why anyone is surprised/butt-hurt by it.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Ya know what’s annoying as hell about streaming? The fact that I can’t even watch the damn credits roll and have 5 seconds to think about what I just saw before the app started telling me what it thinks I should watch next.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

I can already picture the reviews heralding the film as a “modern day Icarus” and a “cautionary tale about the dangers of celebrity, capitalism, and why you should never invest your life savings in someone for simply saying that they would spit on a dick.”

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

I can’t wait to watch a biopic called Spit on That Thang: The Hawk Tuah Story in a couple years. Chronicling the 6 month rise and fall of a girl who became an internet sensation by saying that she’d spit on a dick, only to later go to prison for orchestrating a meme coin scam.

[Eddie Mulligan @EdwardMulligan]

Every time I eat Bison, all I can think about with each bite is “Buffalos definitely look a lot cooler. But man, cows sure do taste better.”