Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone

Divorced father of 4, Snizz Enthusiast, Probably mobbing on my boat or winning at the tables

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

If I never saw that bitch again it'd still be too soon

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

Asking the bartender at B Dubs why the hot hostess is only here when I place pick up orders

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

Really mad I didnt buy the ascended heroes Lucario postser when it was $110 I bought the promo for $13 at a card show but it ain't the same

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

Do you guys go to popping bars solo? I go and eat alone but u usually only go to places chicks are at if my boys are down to go an lately they've all been really fucking gay

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Well would you look at that, it’s the weekend again

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

this is my vibe

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

@daltonleepruitt As someone who has asked a Home Depot employee about something I can confirm

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

Order of the Phoenix is the worst Harry Potter book and also a shit movie

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

POV: It’s 2007 and you want to watch a movie at home 📀

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

Why you can't buy Pokemon cards for your kids

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

@ghuilherme_616 And he let Peter have his bitch

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

This troll like genderless creature is guarding the pokemon machine by my house and it told me if it wasn't leaning on the machine it would faint bc its disabled, also called me a scalper for tapping the machine

[Stan “Speedball” Thompson @stripeshowstan]

THERE’S NO BOYFRIEND ON THE SUMMER DUMP

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

call it necrophilia the way i’m cracking cold ones

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

@CaudilloXIV Banger

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

One of the hottest chicks from my high school had a baby and made this exact transformation, checked her ig the other day and she deleted all the pics of her baby daddy

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

I won’t even THINK about getting a girlfriend until all this Covid shit blows over

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

And it wasn't the right one 💔

[Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone @EdwardTheNWord]

Reselling Pokemon cards is lame, companies stopping losers from reselling pokemon cards is cool!

[bismack @_bismack_]

Interesting sticker on these tins I found at Walgreens today, pulled jack, maybe I should've called the number...

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

that girl i met at the bar at 2am would make a great mother to my kids