Dirty Ed

#GGMU

[Dirty Ed @EdwardVampire99]

@FabrizioRomano Rice should hand in a transfer request and move to Man City

[EYE-WITNESS @EbereCFC]

🚨BREAKING: The Arsenal title parade is delayed by 2 hours. The bus had ‘Champions of Europe’ painted on it and is now being removed. 😂😭

My job is to update u guys 🤝

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Fact @Fact]

Sometimes you have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what's coming next...

[Fact @Fact]

Admit it, at this very moment... you're waiting for something that may never happen.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Merry Christmas 🎄

Feliz Navidad 🎁

Buon Natale 🎅🏻

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

🇬🇧 - Andrew Tate as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

@Votebruv

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

From my first race win, to four world championships, we have shared incredible successes. Winning memorable races and breaking countless records. Thank you for everything, Christian!

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Men should be able to opt out of child support in exchange for 50\50 custody.

Kids with them half the time, the mother half the time, no need for a dime of support live your own life.

This should be an option for men.

Instead court grants mother full custody then demands he funds her life?

Very wrong.

[Formula 1 @F1]

The votes are in 🗳️

Your @salesforce Driver of the Day is Max Verstappen

#F1 #SpanishGP

[Dirty Ed @EdwardVampire99]

Inter getting spanked by PSG

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

There’s not a new pope. It’s just this guy again.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Max Verstappen clinches pole position from Oscar Piastri 🥇

It was certainly a dramatic and tightly-fought end to qualifying! 👇

#F1 #SaudiArabianGP
https://t.co/yJsJf98oMZ

[Dirty Ed @EdwardVampire99]

@UnitedStandMUFC @markgoldbridge Bring in sheikh jassim

[Dirty Ed @EdwardVampire99]

Investigate Hamilton's and Russell's car

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Trump when it's time to prevent a woman from becoming president

[Dirty Ed @EdwardVampire99]

@F1 Penalty for Norris please

[Dirty Ed @EdwardVampire99]

@F1 Russel and Norris to collide on Lap 1

[💜Ruk @Miniruks]

Scott McTominay is an Academy lad who’s been with us since he was 5yrs old. 22yrs of his life at United. More passion & love for our club than we could ask for. You may not have valued his footballing abilities, but you can put some respect on his name. It’s the least you can do.