lil Duvalin

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

[lil Duvalin @EdwardWPojeda]

I construct shit. From my iPhone.

[yamimi @sour2sticky]

i can confirm the mexican cheating gene fully kicks in at 25 btw

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ion give white homless people money, figure it out #Cracker

[! @grey990s]

Bae no you can’t come with me to this function I’m microcheating tonight

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

America is giving off the vibe of a dying mall.

[xanny @xannyoffaperc]

My dasher tweakin bruh😭

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

I’d love to see the wacky contraption he used.

[ní haonais @nihaonais]

she looks like if a mouse made a wish to be able to commit wire fraud

[jean’s glucose monitor @mirrenelle]

everyone saying this is sexually tense is genuinely aggravating me, this is the look of a fake lunatic realizing he's met a real one

[Water Technique @CerromeZONE]

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[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Y’all here is the video.

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Groups of men have rallied around in support of Packers RB Josh Jacobs [charged with domestic assault].

“Women don’t know what it’s like to suffer from post-season psychosis.”

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

you’re not lying enough to women

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

New slang "that's penis" for when something's hard

[Marshall Lee 🦇 @rahqstar]

Target does something racist ever year then they apologize like “oops sorry niggers”

[Jum @JesterJum]

"I cant afford my meds"

Dang grandma, thats crazy. Maybe get a roommate, stop buying coffee, and just work harder.

[Mostbeloved @yungleandonter]

Cocaine brings me closer to God

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches don’t even wash their face no more they just throw a lil star on it

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

I can’t think of a better vehicle for commuting 45 miles each way to a corporate email job via a tollway in North Texas

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

It was a GI Jane joke