Some people in life were accidentally dropped on their head, others you can just tell, were purposely catapulted into a wall at high speed! One does not like to mention names, Keir Starmer. #Keirstarmer
Keir Starmer knows he irritates people. He does it on purpose because he has mastered the art of being a bumbling buffoon. #KeirStarmerResignation#KierStarmer
Monday I can see you peaking around the corner. Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days! #MondayMorning
Dear Lord, I've been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and one has not been mean at all, but soon one is about to leave ones house and one may need your help #2023BTSFESTAatYeouido#AliaBhatt#Ashes23#FathersDay
One was going to type the best tweet ever! It was going to be profound, changing, maybe even life altering. But then all of the sudden. One had to piss. #thatsall
It's not as if one does not understand the concept of being a responsible adult, it's just that one fails to see how it's relevant to me. #justsaying#BBTitans2023#morning