Duke of Edinburgh (Parody)

One is most definitely a mummies boy. It’s now a Royal scandal. Duke of Edinburgh now.

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Some people in life were accidentally dropped on their head, others you can just tell, were purposely catapulted into a wall at high speed! One does not like to mention names, Keir Starmer. #Keirstarmer

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Keir Starmer knows he irritates people. He does it on purpose because he has mastered the art of being a bumbling buffoon. #KeirStarmerResignation #KierStarmer

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Coffee. Turning bitches into morning people for generations. But one likes to remain a bitch for the day. #Coffee #CoffeeTime

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Oh one is sorry, one needs a new calendar, mine doesn't say it’s National Fucktard Day! #justsaying #Elecciones2024

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

NOTE TO SELF: Ones body is no longer a temple, it is now a distillery on legs. #justsaying #MondayMadness #hungover

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

What a beautiful day to slap someone! Just a thought. #BBCscandal #JustSaying

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

God Grant me the strength not to throat punch anyone today. Amen #DukeofEdinburgh #SundayFunday

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Got ones sassy pants on today and one is ready to rattle your cages No one is safe! You've been warned :) #thatsall #Mondaymorning #MondayMood

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

@LordJRVersace1 Be gone evil Monday.

[JR Versace @LordJRVersace1]

Monday I can see you peaking around the corner. Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days! #MondayMorning

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Dear Lord, I've been very good today, no grumpy thoughts, no swearing and one has not been mean at all, but soon one is about to leave ones house and one may need your help #2023BTSFESTAatYeouido #AliaBhatt #Ashes23 #FathersDay

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

One was going to type the best tweet ever! It was going to be profound, changing, maybe even life altering. But then all of the sudden. One had to piss. #thatsall

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Common sense is like deodorant, those that need it most, don't use it! #CommonSense #DukeofEdinburgh

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

It’s one’s birthday and only a Duke will do. #DukeandDuchessofEdinburgh

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Duke of Edinburgh now bitches #DukeandDuchessofEdinburgh #DukeofEdinburgh

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days! #Mondayblues #MondayMorning #whatever #BBTitians #DragonBall #JustSaying

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

One is awake. Let's just go with that for now.#morning #cantbearsed #mondaymorning

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

It's not as if one does not understand the concept of being a responsible adult, it's just that one fails to see how it's relevant to me. #justsaying #BBTitans2023 #morning

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

Morning everyone .Your golden ray of fucking sunshine is here. Yes one is awake and ready to cause havoc #morning #thatsall

[Duke of Edinburgh (Parody) @Edward_HRH]

One Deja Moo: The feeling that he's heard this bullshit before.