TRE

The artist formerly known as TR3.

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To the good time too

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I’m legally prohibited from speaking about my most recent visit to Olive Garden

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I feel Jesus in this kush tonight

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Beltloops touching my shoelaces when I’m at the urinal

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If I was a boat rn I’d be so wet. Don’t mind me 💅

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There’s a fully uniformed karate black belt in the line at Starbucks in front of me and daddy wants to see a chop.

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I lost 3 fingers in a bowling accident

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I’m out here looking like a cat about to throw up

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Grab the bull by the thorns oh wait that’s a rose bush

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Boutta dap up the homie with a losing scratch off and let em know we all goin through it

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Happy birthday mister president

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I’m out here kissing recently caught fish on the forehead

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Antonio Alfonseca had a tactical advantage.

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Radical guitarists >> Radical extremists

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What’s your favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

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“I mean it’s certainly not how I would pronounce cum laude…”

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Sometimes you gotta put ya hoe’n shoes on and go

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Cops should have to obey traffic laws

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Folly | noun

Foolishness

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April Fool’s Day? Miss me with the whimsy.