Charlie Edwards

[Charlie Edwards @EdwardsCharlie1]

@davidcoldwell Great to meet you on the tube mate. Top bloke

[Charlie Edwards @EdwardsCharlie1]

@ODDSbible @pfctomo

[Charlie Edwards @EdwardsCharlie1]

@ChrisEubankJr @HarlemEubank @boxall77

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

Homeland . Oooh where do I look?

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Andy Carroll is out for 6 weeks with a hamstring injury. Good job he didn't injure himself more, they might have had to put him down.

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

Curse of the Armstrongs: First Lance is stripped of titles, then Neil dies, now this!!! http://t.co/DeFhILAE

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Minnie told Mickey that she wants a divorce. Mickey said, "Bitch are you fucking crazy!?" She said "Nah I'm fucking Goofy

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Ghetto Translations: "Im chilling tonight bruh" = My current financial situation will not allow me to partake in the festivities tonight.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

I hate when I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

At a restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

[Daniel Byrne ⚽© @danielbyrne23]

@edwardscharlie1 take ya bird to any more pound shops today ;)