Edwin

casual semicolon deployer and twitter’s most feared intellectual | bachelor’s degree holder

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

FLASHING YELLOW IS NOT A 4-WAY STOP‼️

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

Can’t believe we’re living in the gayest generation

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If they released instagram premium I would pay whatever the price

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If I was rich I’d hire someone to live tweet the stream of profound high-IQ insight flowing from my mouth constantly

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

Sitting at my gate rn and my odds of sitting next to a normal are not looking good

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Went to cancel my Netflix subscription and they’re making me pay more because I’m a “flight risk”

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

Cutting my fingernails again

When will it end

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

The lion does not concern himself with tipping his waitress

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@KyleKulinski Epic own Kyle very important insight here

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@Cent_training_ Even with quick intervention it looks like maybe 15-30% survival rate for that type of injury

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

Court sketch artists are so lucky because the worse they are at art the more people like them

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When the elevator stops a bunch of times on the way to my floor I feel a real sense of camaraderie with the OGs who got in the elevator around the same time as me

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Quit reading those nutrition labels bro it’s already over for you

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I’ve never seen a dude with a peanut or soy allergy become a functional and productive member of society

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Attention all Europeans - nobody wants to buy meat from a vending machine

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Fellas is it gay to use the blanket on a plane?

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@ComradeDoyIe Vicks vaporub under the nose brother

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@Lukewearechange Real ID to fly and no ID to vote? Makes sense

[Edwin @EdwinRealHitta]

@dStoney808 @YourAnonCentral LMAO why does it matter how fast people are voting on a Twitter poll on an extreme left account? We have real approval rating polls if you’re actually curious…