73 y/o Widower, father to 5, grandfather to 13. Disabled Navy vet. Life member, 2AF's Defenders Club; member FPC, GOA, & OK2A Muskogee-Wagoner Co. coordinator.
@realtalkstruth I would do my dead level best to become his best friend... Or even to have him adopt me so I can inherit that safe and all its contents.
@TylerH_OK How many of those signs are at intersections or on public right of ways? I think there's a small group of motivated (read "rabid") libs that run around sticking signs there.