Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended
Why the fuck does he need bullet proof glass???
Why doesn't he just buy a gun to stay safe?
Don't guns keep you safe from gun violence?
Can felons buy guns?