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[Emilio Portugal @EmilioPorteqzq]

Tried irl e-porn gimmick with irl e-waifu foid but realised years of pulling the pork to miles morales gwen AI porn Deepfakes made my hilib goonrod transfer to erectile dysfunction gimmick FC on a loan with obligation to stay soft

[sapiosexual @afropatylover]

*na entrevista pra doar sangue*
- tem parceira sexual fixa?
- não
*silêncio constrangedor das enfermeiras*
- fez sexo com parceira irregular nos últimos 4 meses?
- não

[JJ 💮 @4tsp0on]

Woke up with neck pain then checked the date https://t.co/EV1MSJMgLQ

[#4# @BarksBaby]

Power washing the walls instead of spray painting it, I'm in tears

[🇦🇱 @incalescant]

“enter password”

me:enters password

“password is not correct, click here to reset ur password”

me:resets password

“enter ur new password”

me: enters password

“password successful”

[Funkleton Jazz @FunkletonJazz]

a² + b² = c²

[Edw @Edwyxz]

@completelynomal @RblxSlenderman @OCELGEAR Why would anyone buy a Wii from a washed out internet nanocelebrity instead of like, from an actual modder

[Edw @Edwyxz]

@wiredfall_ @tippity @N3onOnYT @higgsfield iirc didn't he literally brag in 2020 about losing his virginity to a underage girl who had a meme ig page years ago her name was holly or whatever and her page was something like grandmasbutt. also he's a mexican and I'm VERY sure she does OF now lol.

[Claire/Charlotte (Commissions Open) @ClaireBearsies]

Guys look at this gif that was sent in this server i'm in

[. @diedbe4ore]

woke up in irl morning and decided to do reading gimmick instead of emptying my seed gimmick

[˙⋆˖ yuki ; nani `` @yukitoes__]

bro hop on that brightness level porn

[lamara 🍪 olikatoo president @papaaapapaaapa]

tried gimmick gimmick and got sent to fc fc

[august @regularaugust]

You have to play some M rated games as a teenager or you end up being the kinda guy who gets really into Splatoon Pornography

[Igloo🧊 @Josa837093208]

Irl esex

[Mule🫥 @hoodiemuIe]

Tried no condom gimmick and ended up joining aids fc

[🇨🇲🗿¹⁷ @NMalick09]

Asked testosterone FC to give me height instead of pubic hair

[kevin @nivekeht]

Why is everything frank ocean related always so fucking mysterious holy fuck drop the gimmick man

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

Plaque fc tried to grow on my teeth so I used toothbrush and toothpaste gimmick