Princess EEA

Fighting the obsession with shooting ourselves in the foot 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🇪🇺. A bit sweary.
*not really a princess, or even a woman. Parody.

[Princess EEA @EeaPrincess]

@caspar01 I'm not a fan. I know someone who is @Darth_Brexit_ 🤬.

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@Darth_Brexit_ Man with no legs and mummy issues puts on comedy plastic armour and spends three films talking like he smokes 40 B&H per day.

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@Darth_Brexit_ Your voice has changed under the stress of the situation.

Just in case it wasn't clear, I hate you.

Can my friends and I borrow the Star Destroyer this weekend? Not the old one, it smells of boomers like you.

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@Albert_J_H @Darth_Brexit_ 🖕🏼 Wait until you see what my brother has done to the Brexit Star.

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@AndrewNotBot @Darth_Brexit_ 🖕🏼

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@GivingCuppa @Darth_Brexit_ @Starwarsfan1974 God my hair looks good there.

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@Darth_Brexit_ @Starwarsfan1974 You would too if your father were anything like mine 🖕🏼.

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@Darth_Brexit_ Remind me when Alderaan voted to be BLASTED INTO A QUADRILLION TINY PIECES.

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@Darth_Brexit_ @MightyBlackout @Wulf_Helm Precooked.

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@MightyBlackout @Darth_Brexit_ @Wulf_Helm Legs would work.

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@AndrewNotBot @Darth_Brexit_ Don't you worry. I have a little something planned for it. It'll be a blast!

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@Darth_Brexit_ What kind of economics is it when you destroy entire planets just because you get dumped?

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@Darth_Brexit_ Accurate. Still, must be tricky with that hand.

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@xpi6oid @Darth_Brexit_ Read between the lines, bucko.

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@Darth_Brexit_

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Speaking as a princess who was pursued across the galaxy and tortured by her father, at this difficult time for Brexit Island may I ask that you leave another princess alone. She doesn't deserve any of the flak she gets. Live and let live.

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@barbarossa69 @Darth_Brexit_ @MarkHamill 🖕🏼

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@Darth_Brexit_ can we go to the beach today, Dad, can we can we can we?