Here's my issue with the Watson thing, Universe:
When you make a deal with the devil, aren't you supposed to receive some legitimate, temporary benefit BEFORE suffering for your sins?
At least Robert Johnson got to enjoy guitar transcendence before descending into hell. #Browns
OUT OF STATE FRIEND:
"So, how's it going in Ohio?"
ME:
"Well, our own Senator just condemned & encouraged the boycott of a company that employs upwards of 13K of his constituents because he was offended by their tolerance, but other than that everything else is pretty bad too."