Dave Combs

Have fists, will travel.

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@RobertKellnk1c @WarMonitor3 Good, you burger munching fent-heads would only get in the way. Stick to murdering innocent Iranian civilians, much more your scene.

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@AnnieEaves @ElliottDGareth YOU promised you wouldn't declare war... but the rest of the world didn't. Drop the school's email address and the teacher's name, and maybe there'll be a few "opinions" of their conduct in their inbox by the morning. ;)

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@moon_n_megalith @Seelsya_ Typical fucking potato farming inbred.

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@TracyJCooke70 @WhatTheForkAVFC @SkyNews Nah you're not asking "simple questions", you're being a fucking ghoul. Fuck off and do it somewhere else you mutt.

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@Dekka_44 @NoLongerTheFuzz You wouldn't last a day in a war you trampy looking cunt.

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@Devin_Q_Dixon @igor_os777 It is real. Observably so. Unlike some imaginary sky-daddies I could mention.

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@DuhBags @CommonSocialist @_SILLYGOOSE_ofl You'd be cowering like a little bitch in a real war. Sit the fuck down.

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@Mluckyjd @LMplusG @RepJackKimble Criticism of Israel ��� Antisemitism. Get it through your thick skulls.

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@NadineDorries Whataboutism. The last refuge of the mentally weak.

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@piersmorgan Here's some more straws for you to clutch at, you utter cretin.

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@UnfinishedOwl Sir, Garfield has hit the second tower.

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@CrabbyTiger777 @ArthurBearHunt @MickD1957 @scropenoggin @RNLI The dude is clearly a Walter Mitty.

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@Hooman0105 @sapphodil_write @25YearsAgoLive What an odd thing to say.

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@duchevm @HistorylandHQ Yes, that shirt which is also covered in the exact same toxic dust. I'm sure that would really have helped.

Are you a professional idiot, or just a very gifted amateur?

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@Jc62Matildamog My condolences to her family for her tragic accident next week.

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@Leslies92425930 @SimonHarrisMBD If being thick was punishable by jail, you'd be there too. Actually research things before you open your yap.

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@YepiKaiYay @cem_uk_ That's right, every single criticism of Israel is antisemitism. Jewcucked idiot.

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@colin_hunn @T0m906 Yes, saving lives, what wankers they are. Give your head a wobble before you piss the wrong person off and they do it for you.

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@lio8grm @willglloyd Why do people talk about current Brits as if they're the ones who actually did the colonising? Shit was hundreds of years ago, we've got fuck all to do with it.

Meanwhile, isr**l is actually committing genocide as we speak. Sit the fuck down, spaz.

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@Callum071017 @gingerrtom Bet you've never been in a fight in your life, you little simp.