Emily Parker

@nrlulz is the best.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

if you're sitting there having a hard time with your kids today just remember, we did this to ourselves. i hope this helps you.

[Emily Parker @Eelulz]

This is what vacation looks like.

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@josh_grove_ That surprise really sucks dude! Hope you recover quickly.

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Never will he have his own space again.

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I was weeding flower beds and Lane kept saying “I’m back!”
“Uhhh where were you?”
“Putting rocks inside…”
Now I get to hunt for rocks…

[Emily Parker @Eelulz]

Idk if it’s just my teacher nature but the jingle “You can count on us, we’re the number blocks!” Is 🤌
#netflix #numberblocks

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This literally sounds like the best thing ever now…

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This but a 3 yr old 🙄

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8 hurt his finger today so obviously he's unable to use either hand today. Please send thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery.

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Glad we’re back to waking up at 6:30. Those last two days where at least the clock said 7:30 were nice.

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@nrlulz I mean day 🙄 not tweet. Why you take everything so personal?!

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@nrlulz This has been the dumbest one yet.

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Lane takes it as a personal attack when I “push the button” to turn on the smoke alarm. No matter how many times I tell him it’s not my choice for it to go off.

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@jovial_julie True 😂. We got them all to a basketball game today! Pooped Lane out so he’s sleeping extra long!

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Got five kids this weekend. May send for help.

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Today the baby crawled into the Roomba and started it. It scared Lane more then her 😂.

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@Shursz Haha shit today is mine too. 14 years seems like a long time ago.

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I hate when it takes me 5 minutes of driving alone to realize I can crank up the music till my ears bleed.

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I still can’t decide if keeping two kids alive is easier than teaching 20 kids all at the same time…

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If your toddler is TOO quiet on a different floor than you, they might be jumping on the couch eating chocolate chip muffins. #crumbsfordays