Eeman Yousuf

Public Policy enthusiast. Animal Lover.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

Guys, I’m starting to think killing the ayatollah who issued a fatwa against developing a nuclear weapon that held since 2003 may have been a mistake…..

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

can VAR fuck off dude holy shit who gives a fuck if your shoelace is offsides

[شرق‌زده sharghzadeh @sharghzadeh]

They use VAR to measure an Iranian ass or Columbian toe, but when it comes to game time, it's just the referee's vibe!

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[Jack Sparrow 张梓太太 @JackSparrowCCP1]

💢Shame on FIFA for dragging politics onto the pitch.⚽️🏆👎
Three games, three disallowed goals, all ending in draws. You can't tell me this isn't rigged. FIFA has clearly politicized this #WorldCup to keep Iran from advancing.🇮🇷 That extra-time goal was CLEARLY onside. Disgraceful.

[Ryan Rozbiani @RyanRozbiani]

I want PROFESSIONALS to look at Iran's second goal form these TWO angles, and tell me HOW this is offsides

I even slowed down both clips so you can see it in slow motion from the viewer angle and from the TOP.

I am asking to learn, because this one hurt a lot

[Mohamad Al Shami محمد الشامي @mamashami2]

Iran came to this World Cup with both the US and FIFA against them. Harassed before kickoff. Exhausted by the system. Robbed by the whistle. 2 goals taken away. 3 matches without a loss. Yet, they go home. That's not defeat — that's injustice. 🇮🇷😔

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Does anyone else with ADHD have nerves of steel in a real emergency, but need 47 minutes of mental preparation to send a two sentence email?

[🧃 @6ranges]

wise words from michael himself

[Eeman Yousuf @EemanYousuf]

@jaquecoments What year is this?

[bia @sunsetsdrivers]

a BIG FUCK YOU today to conrad murray, tommy motolla, martin bashir, fuck ass cascio family, wade robson, evan chandler, oprah winfrey & barbara walters (also you john landis) rott in hell

[cοcσα @shawtie_e]

He doesn’t know he reached 100 million monthly listeners on Spotify.

He doesn’t know Billie Jean went back to #1 over 40 years after its release.

He doesn’t know Tito died.

He doesn’t know his nephew played him in a movie.

He doesn’t know Bubbles is still alive.

He doesn’t know a whole new generation is falling in love with him and his music.

Keep resting in power King.

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

America falsely claims our unfrozen assets will buy their agriculture. Interesting. The only crop we're harvesting is what you planted: decades of mistrust. It's organic, abundant, and homegrown. But apparently the US only exports GMO soybeans, broken promises and trash talks.

[𑁤 @mikejenthusiast]

i truly do believe this is how he is now. ❤︎⁠

[Moiz 🇵🇰🥀 @MoizDBL]

Passed away more than a decade ago and still more relevant than anyone else

[kousa @raghadbir]

While Sarajevo war in 1992 wasn’t getting much attention, Michael Jackson still stepped up and donated (47 tons of medical supplies and winter clothing), +2 millions dollars donations and gifts for the children.

[Jamz 𓏲ּ𝄢 #ADADAY @diananotdirty]

he was happy af to end the BAD tour 😭

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

This is not a rant by a random genocidal lunatic. It's a public post by the national security minister of the Israeli regime.

The genocidal death cult headquartered in Tel Aviv is a threat to all of humanity. It threatens all humans. Its only interest is permanent war.

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

Ab iski photocopy grade 17 kay officer say attest karwa kay layeein

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life