Eeyore

I was going to be Marvin the Paranoid Android, but it was all too much bother...

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@tommyk3btg Am I late?

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is sparing a thought for Jenson Button's front right wheel mechanic

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It's our very own Watergate-Lite, how depressing http://t.co/5DKpDBu

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chewing thistles, so lonely in hundred acre wood

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Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem

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@paulk3btg No. My hat is often black, but it's blue more often than not.