Dave "Hard" Seltzer

My name is Dave Seltzer. I am an avid Efed wrestling fan. I rate matches via stars. Reviewing and Giving Ups & Downs on all of the EFed Culture.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

"what even is efed culture....doritos, dr pepper, numetal, and stale storylines i wont let die from 2007"

- 𝙴. 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚡, @Hackerman4000

[Seltzer Sisterz @SeltzerSisterz]

It’s almost time for another review to be unveiled! Anyone have any guesses on what seltzer is going to be ridiculed this week?

[Seltzer Sisterz @SeltzerSisterz]

The Sisterz may have an opinion on this one... what’s yours?

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨

"Zack Quinn wins a Fatal Four Way. Yet loses a Triple Threat to the challenge of 'The Comma!'!

Many speculate this may be a continuing feud.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨

"Subject To Change"

[HOWrestling @HOWrestling]

Outline be up at noon CST. thanks

[Seltzer Sisterz @SeltzerSisterz]

It’s Seltzer Saturday! The Seltzer Sisterz will be working hard this evening doing a sampling for review. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. Look for a new review soon to help you choose! 💃🏼#drinkresponsibly #cheers #whiteclaw #truly #budlight #seltzer #aintnolaws

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨🚨

"OWA wrestler has yet to discover the benefits of an indoor gym."

[Devi Krysis @DeviKrysisOWA]

Nothing like training on the raining day, and I feel bad for ducking Starks phone calls, shit! But he'll be alright.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

My sister has made an account to review alcoholic drinks honored after our namesakes!

Tune in!

[Seltzer Sisterz @SeltzerSisterz]

Check out our first review on our Instagram! This week we reviewed the “Mighty Swell” hard seltzer. Overall, 6.7/10 score. See the post for a more deep and meaningful analysis. https://t.co/vGQRfrSSXx. #seltzersisterz #whiteclaw #truly #seltzer #hardseltzer #mightyswell #vizzy

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

We are happy to announce that Daniel Dream is NOT EfedCulture's 2020 Wrestlers of the Year.

Although, we are very invested in seeing if Daniel defeats SILK for the World Husband Championship.

[Daniel Dream @CarnivoreAndCo]

@EfedCulture Announce that it's me immediately.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨

After much discussions, polling, and debate EfedCulture has come to a decision on who our 2020 WRESTLER OF THE YEAR IS.

We will be making this announcement tomorrow at 6:00GMT and hope all our fans will stay tuned for our FIRST Wrestler of the Year!

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

BREAKING NEWS:

We are happy to announce @LanaNation_ as a Chief Editor and Proofreader of EfedCulture.

We appreciate the hard work they do finding and correcting our typos.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

BREAKING NEWS:

"Wrestler Daniel Dream has released a bucket list detailing life goals yet to be accomplished. EFedCulture has received what was listed as his top bucket list item:

-Finding a faithful wife.

As we aquire more items from his list we will report!"

[Daniel Dream @CarnivoreAndCo]

My bucket list that I just invented.

[Aaron Longschlong @EfedcultureAL]

We report the news that the Efed Community makes. It's simple. If you are looking for friends, tweeting about infidelity, or sharing whatever it is, we have every right to report on it.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

BREAKING NEWS:

"Wrestler says ’Thank You'. Does not receive a 'you're welcome's in return which many insiders say will lead to the largest and most watched storyline of 2021”

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

I'm simply an Efed Journalist searching Twitter for lead & hit stories with my partner @EfedcultureAL. We have to be casual and unbiased observers to be the equivalent of "the New Yorker of Efedding".

We don't own any glasses houses though. Maybe after we launch the newsletter.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

BREAKING NEWS:

"Wrestler earns shot at World Championship, confuses standing with kneeling."

[Mercury Rose 👑 @NakajimaHanaPro]

It was crazy night. Still can't believe I was the last woman standing! My eyes are directed at Eris and world championship, but still much love to @SydneyVsWorld ❤

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

Wait until he finds out there's an entire EFed Community that have these same thoughts.

Dave Seltzer must be all of them!

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

No access to an account I don't own, lad. But how shocking that many people across the EfedCommunity can share similar opinions.

That never happens.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

Also as an FYI, lad, I really can't/won't be insulted by a man who pretends to be a lady.

You know, there's a word for that?

Transformer or something.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

Mate, you act like it's hard to get over in @HOWrestling.

The man literally has no eyesight, foresight, or hindsight.

He has an aircraft carrier though.

[Dave "Hard" Seltzer @EfedCulture]

BREAKING BREAKING NEWS:

"Implications from a Vengeful Renegade considered BIG. Insiders argue on how big of an implication with some ranges reaching the circumference of the earth to not as big as Boardwalk. EFedCulture has hired an outside estimator for opinion."

[5BW @5BWrestling]

BREAKING: https://t.co/0MM1xeg4EQ

Big implications going into Renegade’s Revenge.