Sal

Follow your heart but don’t forget to bring your brain with you 🧠 ❤️

[Sal @EffSall]

Why’d I tell my coworker she was outta pocket and she goes “I’m the whole pants off” 😂 lmao

[Sal @EffSall]

I’d make 2K more but I love SD 🥲

[Sal @EffSall]

Should I transfer my job to San Jose? Hmmmm

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I be minding my bussy

[Sal @EffSall]

Not me having my friend smuggle baggies of vodka in her bra for the padres game 🤣

[Sal @EffSall]

I went to the leasing office to pick up a package and the property manager (who loves me) told me she loved my outfit and gave me half a box of donuts 🍩 🥰❤️

[Sal @EffSall]

People call us “mean” but we are loyal af to those who are loyal to us.

[Sal @EffSall]

I love my fellow capricorns I swear we are the best sign

[Sal @EffSall]

Kelly Dodd was the best thing that ever happened to house wives of OC

[Sal @EffSall]

Ugh I want to go to Miami but why is it so expensive 🥲

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Normalize not forcing people to choose you. If someone thinks they can find better elsewhere - let them. Respectfully.

[Cher @cher]

Hey

[KELENDRIA ROWLAND @KELLYROWLAND]

You’re so worthy of your goals. Keep believing, keep going!

[Sal @EffSall]

Did a home visit and the dad yelled at me and then the dog bit me 🙁

[Sal @EffSall]

Mexican dads are the worst

[Sal @EffSall]

I called my dad to test him on my bday and he doesn’t even know how old I am 🙃

[Sal @EffSall]

I’m such a child I love zootopia literally my big city dream 🥲

[Sal @EffSall]

Eww I woke up today and my first thought was that I’m late for work. I don’t work weekends. 🙃