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Where's the beach?

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I may not be rich, but I can afford taco time and that makes me feel successful

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Me: "I don't know what it's called!"
@Bware1490 : "You're the worst Mexican ever..." 😂

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A kid told me I wasn't old enough to be a Veteran. I apologized immediately. 😂 Happy Veterans Day to all my vets out there!

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I'm just thankful @djkhaled believes in me so goddamn much

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My clumsiness is easily mistaken for alcoholism

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I'm probably gonna talk shit to my kids on the regular...

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https://t.co/fdw5qXZMKI

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Tinder is the Walmart of apps.

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Was it hard getting out of the military? Do you wanna go back? Are you mentally okay? 👇✌️👇

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If your relationship doesn't include casual death threats it's not real

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@BOWMAN_2 every single day... 😂

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All you need is a partner that gets as excited about your life as Pete Carroll is about every single down. 👏🏈👌
#inPetewetrust

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It's a weird night when you summon JayZ... @Bware1490

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Hours that I have left to drink are calculated quicker than hours left to sleep 😭

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Listen to We Can Make It Happen (Dirty Habits) by T.Y. #SoundCloud much love to all those that check it out! https://t.co/cR4EguOe2O

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https://t.co/An09wkj5Hj

VIBEY 👽

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My cheat meals seem to last all week...

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Waves!

https://t.co/m73qNtofoi

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Let's find aliens so we can struggle to accept their cultures as well... 👌🚀

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Courage the Cowardly Dog was my first horror movie